You read that catchy headline correctly, folks. TV & Film's Adam Scott will go grocery shopping with you while wearing a t-shirt with your face printed on it. All you have to do is be the highest bidder in his eBay auction and reside in Los Angeles. I've got ya terms and conditions right hee:

•    Adam has no grocery store preference, but it needs to be located in the Los Angeles area
•    Scheduling will depend on Adam's availability, and as of now will definitely not happen     until after February
•    Winner may bring a friend along
•    Adam will try to talk to strangers about you, at least with the check-out person
•    Winner must pay for their own groceries
•    Winner will receive a signed T-Shirt with Adam's face on it
•    Donated by Adam Scott - @mradamscott

This auction is a part of Comedy Death-Ray's Ninth Annual Xmas Nativity Pageant at The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre in Los Angeles. 100% of all the proceeds will go to the Los Angeles Regional Foodbank.  For more information go to: It's not a scam. Bid now. And get that iron-on decal ready.