Normally I don’t put too much stock in books that lack tabs to pull and pop-ups to giggle at, but if Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is half as good as the trailer for it than I may have to give this "reading" thing a shot. The author of the historical horror novel, Seth Grahame-Smith (sounds like a Count), also wrote the New York Time’s Bestselling Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. I have a copy sitting under a pile of Highlights magazines.
If only there was a way to condense the entire novel of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter into visual form… An "adaptation" if you will. Spielberg could direct and Liam Neeson could star. That one’s for free, Hollywood. Send my fee directly to some organization that teaches kids to read. No one should have to grow up and blog for a living.
Read the trailer with your eyes after the jump.