10 Lame-Ass Batman Villains Who Should Never Be In A Film

Friday, March 11 by

Calendar Man

Calendar Man is a villain who is fascinated by dates and numbers. Because of his fascination, his crimes are always related to the date on which they are committed, and his costumes have also been known to change according to the season. I’m bored already.

KGBeast

KGBeast’s isn’t that bad of a villain. It’s just that his cultural relevancy has been out of date for about 20 years. It’s sort of like having a character who only wears hyper-color clothing or only drinks Crystal Pepsi. Anyone under the age of 25 probably won’t care.

The Ventriloquist

Arnold Wesker was a mild mannered orphan who was sent to prison after a barroom brawl. In prison, he met a gangster named Scarface, and the two became partners in crime. It’s a plausible story, except for the fact that Scarface is actually a puppet, and Wesker is his deranged ventriloquist. I don’t think audiences will take a guy with his hand up a puppet’s ass too seriously, but I guess we’ll find out for sure when Mel Gibson’s new film, Beaver, comes out.

COMMENTS

  1. March 11, 2011 2:04 pm

    Anonymous

    what about swimsuit calendar man?


  2. March 11, 2011 2:04 pm

    Anonymous

    He’s OK.


  3. March 11, 2011 2:04 pm

    Martin

    They could just go back to KGBeast’s original name, which was just the Beast.

    Catman was a shitty villain, but he’s a pretty cool antihero now.


  4. March 11, 2011 2:04 pm

    Thor

    You be quiet! How else can we cast Jeff Dunham in this movie if not as The Ventriloquist?


  5. March 11, 2011 2:04 pm

    calendarmanfan

    You leave Calendar Man alone!


  6. March 11, 2011 2:04 pm

    Paulo

    Serial killer cat man from LODK was cool, would make a great movie villain.