10 Lame-Ass Batman Villains Who Should Never Be In A Film

Calendar Man

Calendar Man is a villain who is fascinated by dates and numbers. Because of his fascination, his crimes are always related to the date on which they are committed, and his costumes have also been known to change according to the season. I’m bored already.

KGBeast

KGBeast’s isn’t that bad of a villain. It’s just that his cultural relevancy has been out of date for about 20 years. It’s sort of like having a character who only wears hyper-color clothing or only drinks Crystal Pepsi. Anyone under the age of 25 probably won’t care.

The Ventriloquist

Arnold Wesker was a mild mannered orphan who was sent to prison after a barroom brawl. In prison, he met a gangster named Scarface, and the two became partners in crime. It’s a plausible story, except for the fact that Scarface is actually a puppet, and Wesker is his deranged ventriloquist. I don’t think audiences will take a guy with his hand up a puppet’s ass too seriously, but I guess we’ll find out for sure when Mel Gibson’s new film, Beaver, comes out.