9 Cinematic High School Sluts

Thursday, September 16 by

American Pie (1999) – Nadia the Exchange Student

What sets Nadia (Shannon Elizabeth) apart from the other school-girl sluts on this list is simple: she’s foreign. Her hideously fake accent is the perfect compliment to her ridiculously hot body. Besides, Eastern European women are much less reserved than their American counterparts, which explains why she takes a liking to Jim’s pornography collection. Ultimately, Nadia’s sluttiness proves too much for America to handle, and once her sexcapades are inadvertently broadcast to the entire student body, her host family has her deported to the Czech Republic…or was it Slovakia? Who cares?

Either way, enjoy this clip of Nadia from American Pie in which her voice is dubbed into a foreign language by some dude.

Boogie Nights (1997) – Rollergirl


When it comes to slutty school girls, they don’t get much sluttier than Rollergirl (Heather Graham). After all, what could be more slutty than a school girl who drops out of high school to pursue a career in the porn industry? The answer to that question is a school girl who never takes off her roller skates and drops out of high school to pursue a career in the porn industry. This is not a hole in the wall pal, it’s Rollergirl.

Kids (1995) – Telly

In order to avoid being a completely misogynistic asshole (77.7% is better than 100%), I’m including Telly (Leo Fitzpatrick) on this list. After all, he is the epitome of a slut. Aside from being the only man on this list, he is definitely the worst human being mentioned. Spreading your legs is awesome. Spreading HIV…not so much.

By the way, is it just me, or does Telly look a little like McLovin?

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