9 Cinematic High School Sluts

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Varsity Blues (1999) – Darcy Sears

At the beginning of Varsity Blues, Darcy Sears (Ali Larter) seems like a nice enough girl. She’s no prude, but she’s been dating the same guy for years. However, when her boyfriend is injured and loses his starting QB position on the high school football team, Darcy lets her true colors fly. Her poor boy friend’s leg isn’t even in a cast before she’s slutting herself out to his replacement (James Van Der Beek). As if changing clothes in the passenger seat of his car wasn’t subtle enough, Darcy takes it the extra step by wearing a whipped-cream bikini. God bless her, and god damn James Van Der Beek’s character for being such a pussy.

Need video proof? Here it is, and in Spanish, no less.

Election (1999) – Tracy Flick

Aside from being a horrible person, Tracy Flick (Reese Witherspoon) is also quite the slut. Beneath her squeaky-clean exterior is a power hungry monster who isn’t afraid to use sex to get what she wants, and that’s pretty slutty. Just ask Mr. Novotny, the teacher she seduced and got fired. Yeah, I know she’s the minor, so the blame is all on him, but as the following quote demonstrates Tracy is well aware of what she’s doing, despite her age…

“I don’t know what you’re referring to, but maybe if certain older, wiser people hadn’t acted like such little babies, and gotten so mushy, then everything would be ok…”

Back to the Future (1985) – Lorraine Baines

Some of you might be scoffing at the inclusion of Lorraine Baines (Lea Thompson). After all, where do I get off calling Marty McFly’s mom a slut? Well considering the fact that 1955 Lorraine was so crazy for c*ck that she was ready to sleep with her own son, I think the fact that she’s a slut is a given. I know she was unaware of the circumstances, but the incident just goes to show how she was going to give it up to any guy her dad brought in that house, with the possible exception of Biff. But when push came to shove, she even ended up marrying Biff anyway in an alternate universe. And did you see the cleavage she was showing in bizzaro 1985? Total slut.

Need more proof? Check out this compilation some bored individual actually took the time to make.

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