9 Cinematic High School Sluts

Thursday, September 16 by

Emma Stone is hot, which makes it kind of creepy to see her in a movie about high school. Luckily, she’s well over 18, so I don’t feel quiet as bad staring at her ass like it’s the Arc of the Covenant at the end of Indiana Jones.

In her upcoming movie Easy A, Stone plays a girl who accidentally gets a reputation for being a slut. Rather than try to repair the damage, Stone’s character embraces the new image, turning it in to a profitable business by pretending to take the virginity of boys who can’t get laid on their own, thereby making them look less pathetic.

While Stone’s character is only pretending to be a slut, over the years, Hollywood has churned out numerous characters who were the real deal. In honor of bad girls everywhere, here are nine of our favorite cinematic high school sluts. God bless you girls. Keep doing what you’re doing.

Grease (1978) – Betty Rizzo

Betty Rizzo (Stockard Channing) is the quintessential school-girl slut. She gets around, and doesn’t give a damn what anyone thinks. When she misses her period and thinks she’s pregnant after having sex with Kenickie, she tells him he’s not the father. The fact that he buys it speaks volumes about her reputation. But as Rizzo’s song clearly states, "There Are Worse Things (She) Could Do" than slut around.

The Sandlot (1993) – Wendy Peffercorn

Wendy Peffercorn (Marley Shelton) is probably the least obvious slut on this list. After all, the only time we see her is at the lifeguard stand. But you can tell by the way she spends her days rubbing oil all over her skin that she is more than familiar with the slutty arts. And the fact that she ends up marrying Squints, a kid who is like eight years younger than her, means she obviously got around.

Watch the following clip of Wendy pretending she’s not a slut.

Adventureland (2009) – Lisa P.

What would a comedy about an awful job be without the workplace slut? In Adventureland, Lisa P. (Margarita Levieva) fills the role nicely. In all fairness, when every co-worker you have wants to bang you, it’d be hard not to turn into a slut. Lisa P. holds herself together better than most. Still, you can’t walk around in slow motion wearing a shirt that says “Rides, Rides, Rides” and not expect to make this list.

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