A furniture magnate’s baby is stolen by a yokel. If this story were true, Grace’s eyes would actually comically morph into the shape of dollar signs.
Media-savvy serial killers: Does it get any better? Though, they do seem to have a penchant for murdering news personalities. Better send an intern to cover.
An inbred cannibal terrorizes the plains of Texas with a chainsaw. A face-to-face interview/unmasking special would be a guaranteed Peabody Award.
Though not technically killers, Tucker and Dale could be positioned as the victims. And victims have rights! And these guys have Southern accents and questionable hygiene. In other words, they’re stars in the making.