’50 Shades Of Grey’ Release Pushed Back…Hard

Thursday, November 14 by
They'll be joining us for Valentine's Day.  

While the world had just shaved its legs upon news of an August ’14 release for the sort-of-but-not-really anticipated 50 Shades of Grey, upon news that the release date had been delayed, the world then changed into sweatpants and ate three Lean Cuisines, promising itself it would go to the gym every day for the rest of the week.

The casting shakeup (I guess) that saw Charlie Hunnam leave and Jamie Dornan step in as Christian Grey is a factor in the release date move, which is now Valentine’s Day 2015, as though everyone with a girlfriend wasn’t already getting laid on Valentine’s Day, now they have to do it with anal beads and safe words after eating a meal that no one could afford.

Thanks a lot, 50 SHADES OF GREY!

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