It's come to this. Nicolas Cage and John Cusack will next share the screen with 50 Cent in the thriller Frozen Ground. Cent will play a motherf*ckin' Alaskan P-I-M-P who finds his profits and employees dropping when Cusack's Butcher Baker keeps murdering his prostitutes.

I guess it makes sense that Alaska would have pimps and hoes but I find this concept utterly fascinating. A&E had better get their reality show cameras up there immediately. I want Ice Road F*ckers on air by this spring. (via Cinema Blend)