5 Funniest Things We Overheard On The Set Of ‘Tomb Raider XXX’

Friday, January 13 by
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Recently, Screen Junkies had the opportunity to visit the set of Tomb Raider XXX. Given that our image of the porn industry was shaped by movies like Boogie Nights, along with pornos about making pornos, we expected to find a creepy, coked-out cesspool filled with mustachioed degenerates and broken down skags. On the contrary, the atmosphere on the set was almost identical to what you’d find on a mainstream shoot, except for all the sex toys.

As for the cast and crew, everyone we encountered was courteous and professional, and the actresses themselves (Chanel Preston, Gracie Glam, and Dani Daniels) were really, really hot. In fact, the only thing “creepy” about the entire visit was the pathetic sight of the bloggers (ourselves included) who had come to gawk at the girls. And let me tell you, there’s something very special about being the creepiest part of a porn set.

While our visit defied expectations many ways, there were a few things that went exactly how they were supposed to. Specifically, the random quotes we overheard were exactly what you’d expect to hear on a porn set. They were also hilarious. Here are five of them, in no particular order.

I’m not having sex today. I’m just here for the fight scene.

- Lee Stone

If Lara Croft can fight aliens, I’m sure she can f*ck two girls at the same time. Wait, does she fight aliens?

(Stage Hand) No, she raids tombs.

Oh, right.

- Chanel Preston

I don’t know. Sometimes tribing is fun.

- Chanel Preston

Can I put my clothes back on, now?

- Gracie Glam or Dani Daniels (They were both wearing veils)

Can I please have a baby wipe?

- Gracie Glam or Dani Daniels (They were both wearing veils)

Photo Credit: G4

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