5 ‘CAUGHT MASTURBATING’ MOVIE SCENES

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FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH


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Everyone remembers Phoebe Cates in the red bathing suit that unhooked from the front. But does everyone remember that the entire sequence is Brad’s masturbation fantasy and that moments later, the very woman he is fantasizing about walks in on him?  This leads Brad (Judge Reinhold) to utter the classic complaint of all men interrupted: “Doesn’t anybody f**kin’ knock anymore?”  It is one of life’s great questions for the red-blooded male.

 

 

AMERICAN BEAUTY

A winner in the most depressing category, this scene from American Beauty features a man not interrupted by a parent, nor the object of his affection, but rather, his wife.  Lester (Kevin Spacey) is a depressed suburban guy in love with a sixteen-year-old who works in a fast food restaurant whose wife is cheating on him.  Basically, at this point in the film, Lester is kind of like, fuck it, and, thinking his wife is asleep, just starts going for it. Of course she wakes up and of course he at first denies everything before uttering yet another classic line of the genre, “Alright, so shoot me, I was wacking off.”  Because this is the internet, someone has remixed this scene and thrown on some some echo, reverb, and a beat for your enjoyment.

Most of the interrupters in these movies act shocked and disgusted. But what if they didn’t? Wouldn’t that be even more of a nightmare? Something as awful as, say, this clip below?


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CB4


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And then there are offshoots, however, of the interruption-while-masturbating scene. What about when a man is too busy to even bother with the act so he can then get interrupted?  The classic hip hop parody CB4 is an excellent example. MC Gusto (Albert to his friends) is, in this clip, so beaten down and exhausted with the rap game and all its trappings, he can’t even be bothered to degrade women, or even go through with one of life’s few remaining pleasures. This is one of the few cinematic examples of interrupting oneself.  So poignant, we’re surprised Lars von Trier has not shot a scene of it with full frontal.

So which is worse? The pretend like it didn’t happen, the confront it head on?  Or the self-induced stoppage?  And really, doesn’t anyone f**kin’ knock anymore?
 

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