5 ‘CAUGHT MASTURBATING’ MOVIE SCENES

Wednesday, June 10 by

Different smart people are always debating what it is that movies are supposed to do for us. From "transcending the emptiness of our modern lives" to "reflecting our secret desires," somebody always has some crackpot theory about what a movie means.  So what does it mean that dudes getting interrupted while wanking it is in almost every kind of movie you can imagine? Drama, Coming of Age, Suburban Comedy, 1990′s Hip Hop parody comedy.  Here, in an intro to the genre, we present you with a survey course, Movie Masturbatus Interruptus 101.

 

AMERICAN PIE

American Pie, of course, is arguably the most famous of "Masturbatus Interruptus" films. In the original movie, not only does main character Jim get startled by both his parents but, as seen at the 0:25 mark in the clip above, his father inadvertently pulls the covers off his bed, exposing the sock he has slipped over himself to both his parents.  Rough.

For a nice view of the sock, see the 0:26 mark of this clip

Later, of course, in a clip far too steamy for youtube, Jim sticks his junk into an apple pie cooked by his mother especially for him. Of course, Jim has little time to enjoy himself as his perplexed father walks in on him moments later.  This movie has spawned a billion sequels and offshoots, but none contain the original shock of the classic pie scene.

 

ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND

By far the weirdest of the lot.  Our confusing Masturbatus Interruptus scene comes here as Joel (Jim Carrey), who has gone to a clinic that can remove memories, changes his mind and decides, mid-procedure that he wants to keep his memories of his ex-girlfriend. He has to hide her somewhere dark, deep, a hidden, a memory the memory-removers can’t get to. Where does he put her? In a repressed memory of getting caught masturbating by his mother. Of course, because this film is nutballs crazy, even though he was a little kid when it happened, the scene is reënacted by an adult Jim Carrey and his ex-girlfriend can see it happening.

 

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