Until she does a topless scene, Katherine is always going to be “that girl from ‘American Idol‘ who tries to act.” But if she goes topless, she’ll be “that girl from American Idol who shows her ta-ta’s.” What’s it gonna be, McPhee?
If you’re best known for being in the Scary Movie franchise, you obviously can’t feel shame? So, why not go topless?
(Update: Wedding Crashers uses a body double) Since she’s married to Sacha Baron Cohen, the easy joke would be to say, “very niiiiice.” But instead, I’m going to take the high road and simply state that I would punch my girlfriend in the ovaries to see Isla Fisher topless. I’m classy like that.
Truth be told, I don’t even know who this is. But Wikipedia says she’s dated both John Mayer and Derek Jeter. I don’t like either of those dudes, but since they get more women in a weekend than I’ll get in my whole life, I’m going to trust their judgment.
Elisha Cuthbert is currently on the show “Happy Endings.” Make your own joke.
Katy Perry is an actress in the sense that she acts like people want to hear her sing. Also, she has a voice-over role in the upcoming Smurfs movie. At any rate, she’s made her career off of her breasts, so it’s about time she shows them.
If it was just a matter of beauty, Natalie Portman would be much closer to the #1 spot. But the list is specific to breasts, so that knocks her down a bit. I feel bad about that, but considering she’s Natalie Portman, and I’m just some creep writing on the Internet, maybe she should feel bad for me, instead.
Everybody loves Eva Longoria…except me. I know she’s hot, and I’d love to see her topless, but for whatever reason, I refuse to put her in the top ten. I think it’s because I hate “Desperate Housewives,” but it might also be the fact that her name reminds me of Hitler. Either way, she’s number 11.
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