30 Actresses Who Should Consider Topless Scenes

Wednesday, January 19 by

20. Katherine McPhee

Until she does a topless scene, Katherine is always going to be “that girl from ‘American Idol‘ who tries to act.” But if she goes topless, she’ll be “that girl from American Idol who shows her ta-ta’s.” What’s it gonna be, McPhee?

19. Anna Faris

If you’re best known for being in the Scary Movie franchise, you obviously can’t feel shame? So, why not go topless?

18. Isla Fisher

(Update: Wedding Crashers uses a body double) Since she’s married to Sacha Baron Cohen, the easy joke would be to say, “very niiiiice.” But instead, I’m going to take the high road and simply state that I would punch my girlfriend in the ovaries to see Isla Fisher topless. I’m classy like that.

17. Minka Kelly

Truth be told, I don’t even know who this is. But Wikipedia says she’s dated both John Mayer and Derek Jeter. I don’t like either of those dudes, but since they get more women in a weekend than I’ll get in my whole life, I’m going to trust their judgment.

16. Kate Mara

Kate Mara is in the 6th season of “Entourage,” which gives me exactly two reasons to give a damn about that awful show.

15. Elisha Cuthbert

Elisha Cuthbert is currently on the show “Happy Endings.” Make your own joke.

14. January Jones

January Jones certainly deserves a spot on this list, but not nearly as much as her”Mad Men” costar. Sadly, it seems January will always live in Christina’s shadow(s).

13. Katy Perry

Katy Perry is an actress in the sense that she acts like people want to hear her sing. Also, she has a voice-over role in the upcoming Smurfs movie. At any rate, she’s made her career off of her breasts, so it’s about time she shows them.

12. Natalie Portman

If it was just a matter of beauty, Natalie Portman would be much closer to the #1 spot. But the list is specific to breasts, so that knocks her down a bit. I feel bad about that, but considering she’s Natalie Portman, and I’m just some creep writing on the Internet, maybe she should feel bad for me, instead.

11. Eva Longoria

Everybody loves Eva Longoria…except me. I know she’s hot, and I’d love to see her topless, but for whatever reason, I refuse to put her in the top ten. I think it’s because I hate “Desperate Housewives,” but it might also be the fact that her name reminds me of Hitler. Either way, she’s number 11.

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COMMENTS

  1. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Selma?

    What about Selma? Oh wait, she has been topless, right? I’m a retard.


  2. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Spectacular

    Lindsey Lohan has already showed her cans in Machete and they were: SPECTACULAR.


  3. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    [A]

    for the Katherine McPhee fans: get some porn starring Bobbi Starr. The resemblance is uncanny.


  4. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Jamegumb

    Body Double, according to Mr. Skin.


  5. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    BelowMe

    Watch Wedding Crashers….Isla Fisher is topless there and Mila Kunis has a topless photo in Forgetting Sarah Marshall and Sandara Bullock early in career had a couple of topless scenes. Do your homework dipshit!


  6. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Jamegumb

    http://www.mrskin.com/

    They’re all body doubles, except for Bullock, and she barley shows anything. Do your homework, you cunt.


  7. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    JM

    The scene in the pool with Lohan in Machete is a body double, but the scenes where she wakes up in the church is not.


  8. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Jamegumb

    Yeah, just her hair is in the way, right?


  9. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    JM

    not to sound like a huge perv, but you catch a few glimpses


  10. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Jamegumb

    Ok, fair enough. But it’s hard to call it a full on topless scene.


  11. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Tron

    Lindsay Lohan posed topless for New York Magazine


  12. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Enraged Reader

    Scarlett Johansson should have been number one.


  13. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Stokemeister

    They all used body doubles or photoshop. Do your homework!


  14. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Clark Wimberly

    Can’t believe I even took the time to post this comment, but a top 30 list with #1 being held hostage in Facebook is disgusting. Learn to post content like blog that respects its readers or just quit.


  15. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    OgglesMakgee

    Yes, respect us as we oggle women on a list about titties! RESPECT IT!


  16. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    YawnyYawnerson

    28, 26, 13, 8, 6


  17. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Firefox134

    Agreed. Makes me mad I even read this shit.

    PS – Leigton Meester and Jessica Alba ass shots = Perfection.


  18. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Jordi

    I’m ok with who came in at number one, she is beautiful and her bustline is a thing of beauty as well, but would have been hard-pressed between her and #2 Scarlett Johansson if I were the deciding vote.


  19. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Dave

    WTF with the Facebook #1 gimmick.


  20. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Guerlmo

    if you hadn’t done the facebook thing, i WOULD have “liked” it.
    but you did, so screw you…


  21. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Clark Wimberly

    It’s got nothing to do with the titties. Holding content ransom is evil. Might as well set up a proper paywall. At least then you wouldn’t look so cheap and whorish.


  22. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Afflicted124

    Jessica Alba has done topless scenes. A long time ago when she was still trying to get work in the industry. Try doing better research before u post a list like this. However Ur #1 is spot on Scarlett needs to quit bogarding her tits.


  23. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Brokenhalo319

    Sarah Shahi is topless (and in many lesbian sex scenes) in The L-Word.


  24. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Spencinacalhoun

    I couldn’t choose I just want to see them all topless

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  25. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Republicrat

    Huge FAIL with the Facebook gimmick.


  26. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Rimjay

    Im gonna bury this shit cause of the number 1 you pussies trying to get likes


  27. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Dr

    Christina Hendricks FTW!!!


  28. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Dr

    Christina Hendricks FTW!!!


  29. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    me


  30. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    me


  31. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    steve mcqueen


  32. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    steve mcqueen


  33. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Harry Cunningham

    Not coming back here again. Not willing to click through facebook just to see what you consider #1. There are better places to hang out. Good luck keeping your viewers if this is your attitude.


  34. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Harry Cunningham

    Not coming back here again. Not willing to click through facebook just to see what you consider #1. There are better places to hang out. Good luck keeping your viewers if this is your attitude.


  35. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    BobBX542

    I agree with you, but I’m just going to accept that Scarlett Johansson is #1.


  36. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    BobBX542

    I agree with you, but I’m just going to accept that Scarlett Johansson is #1.


  37. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    nicholas kanner

    natalie portman is topless in hotel chevelier


  38. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    nicholas kanner

    natalie portman is topless in hotel chevelier


  39. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Jackhammerma

    That SUCKS – what a cheap shit way to get a link to your Facebook bs.


  40. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Jackhammerma

    That SUCKS – what a cheap shit way to get a link to your Facebook bs.


  41. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Vash469

    no salma hayek????


  42. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Vash469

    no salma hayek????


  43. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Dredlyn

    LAME Facebook setup.was gonna upvote this on Digg,but you really fucked up with this lameness.


  44. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Dredlyn

    LAME Facebook setup.was gonna upvote this on Digg,but you really fucked up with this lameness.


  45. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    lee swagerty

    Sofia Vergara is #1.
    That was a fucking stupid and skeevy way to get “Like’s” on Facebook.


  46. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    lee swagerty

    Sofia Vergara is #1.
    That was a fucking stupid and skeevy way to get “Like’s” on Facebook.


  47. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Dredlyn

    LAME FACEBOOK FAIL.


  48. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Dredlyn

    LAME FACEBOOK FAIL.


  49. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    BearMonkey

    Natalie Portman was topless in Darjeeling Limited.


  50. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Nyk Palmer

    Shame about the bait and switch but I’m sure this page will show up on http://www.bypassfanpages.com/ soon enough…. joins all those lame facebook groups so we don’t have to.


  51. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Gaspergoo

    Douche-wad move with the facebook pr attempt. Way to trip over yourself out of the starting gate..never again screenjunkies..


  52. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Gaspergoo

    Douche-wad move with the facebook pr attempt. Way to trip over yourself out of the starting gate..never again screenjunkies..


  53. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Blootypebvd

    Sofia Vergara?


  54. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Blootypebvd

    Sofia Vergara?


  55. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Sitesucks

    Sophia Vergara’s number one


  56. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Sitesucks

    Sophia Vergara’s number one


  57. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Jimmy

    She’s already done it in Ask the Dust, Desperado and Frida.


  58. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Jimmy

    She’s already done it in Ask the Dust, Desperado and Frida.


  59. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Jimmy

    You can take that pathetic Facebook gimmick and shove it up your ass. Fucking disgusting.


  60. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    whatever

    Ditto the last two comments . . .it aint worth scrolling down to see if anyone actually liked the lame facebook set-up…


  61. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Bpamsf

    what’s with this like bullshit?


  62. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Bpamsf

    what’s with this like bullshit?


  63. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Mario

    yeah, right, I’m gonna “like” this and post this on my Facebook.


  64. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Mario

    yeah, right, I’m gonna “like” this and post this on my Facebook.


  65. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Hack

    FUCK that facebook thing at the end, wont come back here


  66. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Hack

    FUCK that facebook thing at the end, wont come back here


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