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30 Actresses Who Should Consider Topless Scenes

Wednesday, January 19 by
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It’s hard to believe, but even in a society that’s as sick and depraved as our own, there are still some actresses who refuse to go topless. That’s insane! Using my neighbor’s Wifi connection, I can see countless women getting completely naked and doing awful things to each other, and I get to watch that for free! But just because some “actresses” majored in theater, they’re too good to get topless in movies I’m paying for? That’s insulting not only to me, but to the millions of girls around the world who sell their bodies for money on a daily basis.

Well, the only way to rectify this situation is to identify the worst offenders and shame them into doing the right thing. With that in mind, I’ve complied this list of 30 actresses we’d love to see topless. Hopefully, they’ll stop putting on airs and give the viewing public what they want.

Update: A few people are complaining about Isla Fisher, Lindsay Lohan, Mila Kunis, etc. According to Mr. Skin, they all used body doubles in their films. So please double check before you leave a negative comment.

30. Jenna Fischer

We aren’t really dying to see Pam from”The Office” show us her cans. But since actress Jenna Fischer has stated she’d never do a nude scene, it makes us want to see them that much more.

29. Jennifer Garner

Jennifer Garner has yet to go topless, which is a shame, cause she’s rapidly approaching the point of no return.

28. Jessica Simpson

We’d love to see “actress” Jessica Simpson get topless. The only problem is, we’d rather see it back in 2005. Warm up the time machine.

27. Sandra Bullock

Sandra Bullock is often referred to as “America’s Sweetheart.” Last time I checked, if someone is your “sweetheart,” you get to look at their tits. Let’s see ‘em. Demolition Man didn’t count.

26. Jennifer Love Hewitt

Perhaps Jennifer Love Hewitt has passed her prime. But throw in the nostalgia factor, and she’s still worth a look.

25. Cameron Diaz

I’ve heard rumors that Cameron Diaz isn’t hot in person (what a coincidence, neither am I). Luckily, I’ll settle for seeing her topless in HD.

24. Lindsay Lohan

(Update: Machete uses a body double) They say an addict can’t begin to recover until they’ve hit rock bottom. Well, nothing says rock bottom like selling your body for money. That’s why we want Lindsay to go topless: because we care.

23. Leighton Meester

What a retarded name. But to quote Dave Attel, “those tittes ain’t retarded.” Sorry you can’t see her breasts in this pic, but I guess I’m more of an ass man.

22. Blake Lively

Pout all you want, Blake. At this point, a topless scene is the only thing that can make up for Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.

21. Katherine Heigl

Katherine Heigl has a really bad reputation these days, mainly because she likes to trash talk people she’s worked with. But I think a good old-fashioned topless scene would clear the air.

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  1. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Selma?

    What about Selma? Oh wait, she has been topless, right? I’m a retard.


  2. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Spectacular

    Lindsey Lohan has already showed her cans in Machete and they were: SPECTACULAR.


  3. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    [A]

    for the Katherine McPhee fans: get some porn starring Bobbi Starr. The resemblance is uncanny.


  4. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Jamegumb

    Body Double, according to Mr. Skin.


  5. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    BelowMe

    Watch Wedding Crashers….Isla Fisher is topless there and Mila Kunis has a topless photo in Forgetting Sarah Marshall and Sandara Bullock early in career had a couple of topless scenes. Do your homework dipshit!


  6. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Jamegumb

    http://www.mrskin.com/

    They’re all body doubles, except for Bullock, and she barley shows anything. Do your homework, you cunt.


  7. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    JM

    The scene in the pool with Lohan in Machete is a body double, but the scenes where she wakes up in the church is not.


  8. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Jamegumb

    Yeah, just her hair is in the way, right?


  9. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    JM

    not to sound like a huge perv, but you catch a few glimpses


  10. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Jamegumb

    Ok, fair enough. But it’s hard to call it a full on topless scene.


  11. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Tron

    Lindsay Lohan posed topless for New York Magazine


  12. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Enraged Reader

    Scarlett Johansson should have been number one.


  13. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Stokemeister

    They all used body doubles or photoshop. Do your homework!


  14. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Clark Wimberly

    Can’t believe I even took the time to post this comment, but a top 30 list with #1 being held hostage in Facebook is disgusting. Learn to post content like blog that respects its readers or just quit.


  15. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    OgglesMakgee

    Yes, respect us as we oggle women on a list about titties! RESPECT IT!


  16. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    YawnyYawnerson

    28, 26, 13, 8, 6


  17. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Firefox134

    Agreed. Makes me mad I even read this shit.

    PS – Leigton Meester and Jessica Alba ass shots = Perfection.


  18. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Jordi

    I’m ok with who came in at number one, she is beautiful and her bustline is a thing of beauty as well, but would have been hard-pressed between her and #2 Scarlett Johansson if I were the deciding vote.


  19. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Dave

    WTF with the Facebook #1 gimmick.


  20. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Guerlmo

    if you hadn’t done the facebook thing, i WOULD have “liked” it.
    but you did, so screw you…


  21. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Clark Wimberly

    It’s got nothing to do with the titties. Holding content ransom is evil. Might as well set up a proper paywall. At least then you wouldn’t look so cheap and whorish.


  22. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Afflicted124

    Jessica Alba has done topless scenes. A long time ago when she was still trying to get work in the industry. Try doing better research before u post a list like this. However Ur #1 is spot on Scarlett needs to quit bogarding her tits.


  23. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Brokenhalo319

    Sarah Shahi is topless (and in many lesbian sex scenes) in The L-Word.


  24. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Spencinacalhoun

    I couldn’t choose I just want to see them all topless

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  25. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Republicrat

    Huge FAIL with the Facebook gimmick.


  26. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Rimjay

    Im gonna bury this shit cause of the number 1 you pussies trying to get likes


  27. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Dr

    Christina Hendricks FTW!!!


  28. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Dr

    Christina Hendricks FTW!!!


  29. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    me

    # 1 is sophia vergara
    http://platform.ak.fbcdn.net/www/app_full_proxy.php?app=4949752878&v=1&size=o&cksum=d8eca36b76938d583b7dd55eeddf63aa&src=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.screenjunkies.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F01%2FSofia-Vergara-Topless-2.jpg


  30. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    me

    # 1 is sophia vergara
    http://platform.ak.fbcdn.net/www/app_full_proxy.php?app=4949752878&v=1&size=o&cksum=d8eca36b76938d583b7dd55eeddf63aa&src=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.screenjunkies.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F01%2FSofia-Vergara-Topless-2.jpg


  31. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    steve mcqueen

    #1
    http://platform.ak.fbcdn.net/www/app_full_proxy.php?app=4949752878&v=1&size=o&cksum=d8eca36b76938d583b7dd55eeddf63aa&src=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.screenjunkies.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F01%2FSofia-Vergara-Topless-2.jpg


  32. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    steve mcqueen

    #1
    http://platform.ak.fbcdn.net/www/app_full_proxy.php?app=4949752878&v=1&size=o&cksum=d8eca36b76938d583b7dd55eeddf63aa&src=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.screenjunkies.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F01%2FSofia-Vergara-Topless-2.jpg


  33. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Harry Cunningham

    Not coming back here again. Not willing to click through facebook just to see what you consider #1. There are better places to hang out. Good luck keeping your viewers if this is your attitude.


  34. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Harry Cunningham

    Not coming back here again. Not willing to click through facebook just to see what you consider #1. There are better places to hang out. Good luck keeping your viewers if this is your attitude.


  35. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    BobBX542

    I agree with you, but I’m just going to accept that Scarlett Johansson is #1.


  36. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    BobBX542

    I agree with you, but I’m just going to accept that Scarlett Johansson is #1.


  37. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    nicholas kanner

    natalie portman is topless in hotel chevelier


  38. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    nicholas kanner

    natalie portman is topless in hotel chevelier


  39. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Jackhammerma

    That SUCKS – what a cheap shit way to get a link to your Facebook bs.


  40. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Jackhammerma

    That SUCKS – what a cheap shit way to get a link to your Facebook bs.


  41. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Vash469

    no salma hayek????


  42. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Vash469

    no salma hayek????


  43. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Dredlyn

    LAME Facebook setup.was gonna upvote this on Digg,but you really fucked up with this lameness.


  44. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Dredlyn

    LAME Facebook setup.was gonna upvote this on Digg,but you really fucked up with this lameness.


  45. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    lee swagerty

    Sofia Vergara is #1.
    That was a fucking stupid and skeevy way to get “Like’s” on Facebook.


  46. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    lee swagerty

    Sofia Vergara is #1.
    That was a fucking stupid and skeevy way to get “Like’s” on Facebook.


  47. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Dredlyn

    LAME FACEBOOK FAIL.


  48. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Dredlyn

    LAME FACEBOOK FAIL.


  49. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    BearMonkey

    Natalie Portman was topless in Darjeeling Limited.


  50. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Nyk Palmer

    Shame about the bait and switch but I’m sure this page will show up on http://www.bypassfanpages.com/ soon enough…. joins all those lame facebook groups so we don’t have to.


  51. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Gaspergoo

    Douche-wad move with the facebook pr attempt. Way to trip over yourself out of the starting gate..never again screenjunkies..


  52. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Gaspergoo

    Douche-wad move with the facebook pr attempt. Way to trip over yourself out of the starting gate..never again screenjunkies..


  53. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Blootypebvd

    Sofia Vergara?


  54. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Blootypebvd

    Sofia Vergara?


  55. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Sitesucks

    Sophia Vergara’s number one


  56. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Sitesucks

    Sophia Vergara’s number one


  57. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Jimmy

    She’s already done it in Ask the Dust, Desperado and Frida.


  58. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Jimmy

    She’s already done it in Ask the Dust, Desperado and Frida.


  59. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Jimmy

    You can take that pathetic Facebook gimmick and shove it up your ass. Fucking disgusting.


  60. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    whatever

    Ditto the last two comments . . .it aint worth scrolling down to see if anyone actually liked the lame facebook set-up…


  61. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Bpamsf

    what’s with this like bullshit?


  62. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Bpamsf

    what’s with this like bullshit?


  63. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Mario

    yeah, right, I’m gonna “like” this and post this on my Facebook.


  64. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Mario

    yeah, right, I’m gonna “like” this and post this on my Facebook.


  65. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Hack

    FUCK that facebook thing at the end, wont come back here


  66. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Hack

    FUCK that facebook thing at the end, wont come back here


  67. January 19, 2011 10:17 pm

    Linalyn

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