"They have returned... to finish... what they started."  So read the title cards in the new clips from Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.  Why does every dramatic title card sequence want to be read like it's coming from the mouth of Stevie, the asthmatic paraplegic kid from "Malcolm in the Middle?" 

Check out the other two clips after the jump, which includes a sequence of mega-badass villain The Fallen coming together, and one of the Autobots making a quip about it being "time for an upgrade." 

You can catch the Transformers working the hotel circuit in the Catskills this Fall.  Try the veal.