Planet Terror – Cherry Darling
In Planet Terror, Cherry Darling has her leg ripped off by a group of zombies. But when life throws Cherry lemons, she makes lemonade. By that, I mean she turns the stump that used to be her leg into a rocket-launching zombie-killing machine. Now that’s what I call a can-do attitude. Also, she looks really hot, even without the leg.
Papillon – Louis Dega
In Papillon, Louis Dega (played by Dustin Hoffamn) hurts his foot while attempting to escape from a French penal colony. Unfortunately, penicillin isn’t widely available on makeshift escape rafts, so his injury becomes infected with gangrene. Rather than let him die of the infection, Dega’s companions do what any good friends would: they get him drunk and cut off his foot with a dull knife.
Anchorman – Frank Vitchard
Anchorman is a ridiculous movie. I love it, but I suppose it’s not for everybody. If the idea of Tim Robbins lopping off Luke Wilson’s arm with machete appeals to you, then check it out. If not, just DVR "Project Runway" and watch that instead, like the little bitch that you are.