While I’m honored to be nominated for best actress in a comedy, there’s nothing funny about a film with a $100 million budget taking in only $16.5 million in its opening weekend.
-Angelina Jolie, The Tourist
I’d like to thank the Hollywood Foreign Press Association for recognizing the importance of a film that allows hipsters to experience the plot of “How I Met Your Mother” without having to subject themselves to network TV.
-Ryan Gosling, Blue Valentine
Who thinks I’m Michael Cera now, bitch? Scott Pilgrim vs. my dick!
-Jesse Eisenberg, The Social Network
I’m honored, but I’m no hero. I’m just a guy who got Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis to go at it on film. Wait a minute…come to think of it I am a goddamn hero!
-Darren Aronofsky, Black Swan
I’d like to thank my talented writing staff. Without them, none of this would have ever been possible. Ha, just kidding!
-Frank Darabont, “The Walking Dead”
Who’d I have to sleep with to get a nomination? No, seriously. My agent told me I’d have to sleep with someone.
-Halle Berry, Frankie and Alice
Oh, good for meeeeeeee!
-Christian Bale, The Fighter