Unless you’re discussing The Godfather Trilogy, three is normally better than two, as illustrated in the classic scene from Total Recall where Arnold encounters a woman with three breasts, played convincingly by Lycia Naff, with some help from the makeup department. Fun fact: Lycia Naff later went on to be a journalist, and her celebrity coverage for People Magazine resulted in Denise Richards labeling her a c-word in public. It’s a small world amongst topless on-camera personalities after all.
On another side note of terrific import, have you ever noticed that McG resembles Kuato? It’s in the eyes.
1985’s Just One of the Guys tells the story of a femal high school student who masquerades as a boy in order to win a prestigious journalism internship. Her plan works too well when she falls for a classmate. Toward the end of the film actress Joyce Hyser exposes herself to her crush in an effort to prove that she isn’t actually Ralph Macchio. And the world has been waxing off ever since.
Amy Smart surprised the world by shedding her top in the college comedy Road Trip. Director Todd Phillips convinced her to do so by promising that the scene would rival Phoebe Cates in Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Sadly it did not propel her career into the stratosphere and now she’s still taking her shirt off in movies like Mirrors and Crank 2. Did I say sadly? Ignore me.
The removal of Phoebe Cates’s red bikini top is arguably the most famous moment in film. Go ahead and ask Leonard Maltin. He won’t argue. The iconic scene ranked Number One on a list of the top 100 nude scenes compiled by MrSkin and has been referenced and parodied time and time again in film, television, and music. In fact, many video store owners have claimed that VHS copies of Fast Times At Ridgemont High have tracking errors during the reveal due to excessive pausing and rewinding. Way to go, Maltin. You ruined those tapes for the rest of us.
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