10 Classic Topless Scenes

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LYCIA NAFF in TOTAL RECALL

Unless you’re discussing The Godfather Trilogy, three is normally better than two, as illustrated in the classic scene from Total Recall where Arnold encounters a woman with three breasts, played convincingly by Lycia Naff, with some help from the makeup department.  Fun fact: Lycia Naff later went on to be a journalist, and her celebrity coverage for People Magazine resulted in Denise Richards labeling her a c-word in public.  It’s a small world amongst topless on-camera personalities after all.

On another side note of terrific import, have you ever noticed that McG resembles Kuato?  It’s in the eyes.

JOYCE HYSER in JUST ONE OF THE GUYS

1985’s Just One of the Guys tells the story of a femal high school student who masquerades as a boy in order to win a prestigious journalism internship. Her plan works too well when she falls for a classmate. Toward the end of the film actress Joyce Hyser exposes herself to her crush in an effort to prove that she isn’t actually Ralph Macchio. And the world has been waxing off ever since.

AMY SMART in ROAD TRIP

Amy Smart surprised the world by shedding her top in the college comedy Road Trip. Director Todd Phillips convinced her to do so by promising that the scene would rival Phoebe Cates in Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Sadly it did not propel her career into the stratosphere and now she’s still taking her shirt off in movies like Mirrors and Crank 2. Did I say sadly? Ignore me.

         

PHOEBE CATES in FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH

The removal of Phoebe Cates’s red bikini top is arguably the most famous moment in film. Go ahead and ask Leonard Maltin. He won’t argue. The iconic scene ranked Number One on a list of the top 100 nude scenes compiled by MrSkin and has been referenced and parodied time and time again in film, television, and music. In fact, many video store owners have claimed that VHS copies of Fast Times At Ridgemont High have tracking errors during the reveal due to excessive pausing and rewinding. Way to go, Maltin. You ruined those tapes for the rest of us.

         


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  3. May 18, 2009 2:02 pm

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  5. May 18, 2009 2:02 pm

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  7. May 18, 2009 2:02 pm

    Eatawhat

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    Eatawhat

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  9. May 18, 2009 2:02 pm

    Eatawhat

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  11. May 18, 2009 2:02 pm

    Anonymous

    “You a dick.”


  12. May 18, 2009 2:02 pm

    Daren

    Anne Hathaway and Angelina Jolie are not included?


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  14. May 18, 2009 2:02 pm

    Dr Snake

    Bo Derek in 10 and Julie Andrews in SOB immediately come to mind. Also Meryl Streep in Silkwood. Valerie Perrine in Lenny and Slaughterhouse Five. Glenda Jackson in Women In Love.


  15. May 18, 2009 2:02 pm

    Dr Snake

    Teri Hatcher in Heaven’s Prisoners. Angie Dickinson in Big Bad Mama. Man, you limited yourself badly.


  16. May 18, 2009 2:02 pm

    Yrbud888

    jennifer connelly in “HOT SPOT” many rate this the best = this guy should make room for someone else – about half of his choices are lame


  17. May 18, 2009 2:02 pm

    Because Tangerine

    katie holmes, really? she was so small and limp.


  18. May 18, 2009 2:02 pm

    James

    If Phoebe Cates is nuumber 1 then Jaime Lee Curtis in Trading Places is number 1A. I remember the standing ovation when she let those puppies out to the public.