10 Classic Topless Scenes

Monday, May 18 by

McJugs

In an effort to earn a PG-13 rating and rake in larger box office returns, director McG rocked perverts the world over with the announcement that he had removed Moon Bloodgood’s topless scene from Terminator: Salvation. Once a very vocal supporter of the chesty inclusion, he backpedaled, citing that it felt “gratuitous” and he “didn’t want to convolute the story or the characters.” It was a normal day like any other when I heard the sad news. But once I caught wind I just sat down on the sidewalk and began to weep whilst a city full of heartless boob-haters rushed to and fro all around me.

But it taught me to appreciate the great nudity that did survive the editing room. Below are ten topless scenes that have had a great impact on us all, as a people.

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ERIKA ELENIAK in UNDER SIEGE

Playboy Playmate and Baywatch star Erika Eleniak showed a ton of range as a stripper held hostage on a commandeered battleship in 1992’s Under Siege. I mean, she actually had to act like she was attracted to Steven Seagal. Nowadays you need computer graphics to pull that off.

        

PATSY KENSIT in LETHA WEAPON 2

There is no argument that Lethal Weapon 2 has earned its place in the pantheon of awesome action films. The action sequences are inventive, the villains are vicious, and Mel’s craziness was considered charming at the time; so charming in fact that his Martin Riggs is able to bed the sexy South African Rika van den Haas. This onscreen tryst introduced Patsy Kensit to American audiences and young adult males to a tingling in their pants. [Editor's Note: Our apologies for the gratuitous Gibson nipples]

         

KATIE HOLMES in THE GIFT

Before Tom Cruise, Scientology, and Suri, Katie Holmes was regarded as attractive. She was also regarded as a marketable casting choice. Sadly those days are gone, but thankfully she was able to appear in 2000’s The Gift, where she gave us the greatest gift of all… nipples.

         

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  3. May 18, 2009 2:02 pm

    Anonymous

    Darryl Hannah in Blade Runner???


  4. May 18, 2009 2:02 pm

    Anonymous

    Darryl Hannah in Blade Runner???


  5. May 18, 2009 2:02 pm

    Anonymous

    Katie Holmes has fucking FANTASTIC tits!!! She should let those things breath fresh air more often. The Gift was fucking awful though. Even those tits could not save that load of shit.


  6. May 18, 2009 2:02 pm

    Anonymous

    Katie Holmes has fucking FANTASTIC tits!!! She should let those things breath fresh air more often. The Gift was fucking awful though. Even those tits could not save that load of shit.


  7. May 18, 2009 2:02 pm

    Eatawhat

    what are you a preteen girl? stop using facebook to sucker people into seeing terrible last scene’s they arent even good. you a dick btw. P.S. go shoot yourself in the face with a shotgun.


  8. May 18, 2009 2:02 pm

    Eatawhat

    what are you a preteen girl? stop using facebook to sucker people into seeing terrible last scene’s they arent even good. you a dick btw. P.S. go shoot yourself in the face with a shotgun.


  9. May 18, 2009 2:02 pm

    Eatawhat

    what are you a preteen girl? stop using facebook to sucker people into seeing terrible last scene’s they arent even good. you a dick btw. P.S. go shoot yourself in the face with a shotgun.


  10. May 18, 2009 2:02 pm

    Eatawhat

    what are you a preteen girl? stop using facebook to sucker people into seeing terrible last scene’s they arent even good. you a dick btw. P.S. go shoot yourself in the face with a shotgun.


  11. May 18, 2009 2:02 pm

    Anonymous

    “You a dick.”


  12. May 18, 2009 2:02 pm

    Daren

    Anne Hathaway and Angelina Jolie are not included?


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  14. May 18, 2009 2:02 pm

    Dr Snake

    Bo Derek in 10 and Julie Andrews in SOB immediately come to mind. Also Meryl Streep in Silkwood. Valerie Perrine in Lenny and Slaughterhouse Five. Glenda Jackson in Women In Love.


  15. May 18, 2009 2:02 pm

    Dr Snake

    Teri Hatcher in Heaven’s Prisoners. Angie Dickinson in Big Bad Mama. Man, you limited yourself badly.


  16. May 18, 2009 2:02 pm

    Yrbud888

    jennifer connelly in “HOT SPOT” many rate this the best = this guy should make room for someone else – about half of his choices are lame


  17. May 18, 2009 2:02 pm

    Because Tangerine

    katie holmes, really? she was so small and limp.


  18. May 18, 2009 2:02 pm

    James

    If Phoebe Cates is nuumber 1 then Jaime Lee Curtis in Trading Places is number 1A. I remember the standing ovation when she let those puppies out to the public.