‘Space Jam’ Website Still Going Strong

Wednesday, December 29 by

One of two things has occurred. Either the Internet has managed to open up a wormhole that allows users to view websites in the year 1996, or Warner Bros. has paid to operate and maintain the official Space Jam website for nearly 15 years. Either way, that’s f*cked up!

Granted, I doubt Warner Bros. had to pay much. In fact, based on the layout, I’m surprised Geocities isn’t in the URL. But looking at this old site did bring back a lot of fond memories, all of which involved 3.5 inch floppy disks filled to capacity with pictures of topless women. Of course, “capacity” meant about 10 pictures, depending on the size and quality. But at the time, that was enough, unlike now, where it takes an hour of HD quality transgender ATM just to get me aroused.

But we’re not here to talk about trannys jamming things in to spaces. We’re here to talk about Space Jam. I was a huge fan of the film. In fact, they used to call me “Space Jame!” For those of you who don’t remember, the plot involved Michael Jordan and Bugs Bunny playing a group of aliens in a basketball game, and ended with Yosemite Sam shooting Jordan’s father over an unpaid gambling debt. What, too soon? (Topless Robot)

Click Here to Visit the Official Space Jam Website

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COMMENTS

  1. December 29, 2010 2:22 pm

    Will

    Cool, but also a little creepy. Things stay up on the web a little too long. It just doesn’t feel right. I don’t trust anything that doesn’t die.