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Most everyone in America will have outgrown G.I. Joe by then.

Game of Thrones, bitch.

We learn so much.

Lorne Michaels might know but ain’t sayin’.

Looks like “bad”….just got broken. *high fives everyone within a ten block radius*

Almost looks TOO real.

He’s throwing in the towel… that he previously used to break some guy’s arm.

And things don’t sound good.

Will he be the successor to Gus Fring? No. That would be ridiculous.

And to answer your question, yes, it’s pretty weird.

Your walls will really snap.

The story came about after a Paramount PR rep, wanted you to ask him, just this once, about his affairs.

We’re one step closer to ‘Parkour Werewolf: The Film’.

Why aren’t you watching?!

If he says he doesn’t know where to buy real Hoverboards, keep pestering him. He’ll give in and tell you.

I’m not ashamed to admit I love this.

Except for Walton Goggins.

Let’s talk about a real divisive issue…

HIIIIIYA!

NBC wants you to know that they’ll give you your favorite shows back, but you’ll get less of them.

It’s a step up from Gillette commercials, but not much of one.

Fall in love all over again. Or for the first time, if you haven’t seen this.

We all have our off days.

Look who’s talking.

My spellcheck insists that “Stonecold” isn’t a real word. My spellcheck is cruising for a beatdown. Shit. It doesn’t recognize “beatdown” either.

“R” is short for “awesome.”

Let’s find something we CAN agree on: Joel Schumacher’s were the worst.

I could put just about anything here, and you would wrongfully assume it was some obscure ‘Perfect Strangers’ reference. I’m not gonna do that to you.

Be funny, and you might win something…

This is a transparent ploy for Razzie gold.