So help me God, if he lays a finger on Chris Pratt…
Man, I would put off so much homework in order to play this.
Despite all his rage, he is still just a rat in a cage.
This could be the best movie ever made about turtles fighting a brain from outer space.
Polish your jean jacket! That’s right. Polish it.
Because, for some people, Adam Sandler doesn’t bring the laffs.
It’s more promising than a Nacho Libre sequel.
It would be too sexy for 90% of America.
He’s going to play a 1960’s Vegas circus ringleader.
It will be news when this doesn’t happen for an ‘Avengers’ film.
Who keeps buying tickets to these films?
They claim it’s top secret, then they give away some secrets.
He’s been in some other stuff more recently, too.
He’ll play a scientist, just like he did in ‘Deep Blue Sea’. That ended well for him.
We’ll find out what it means to be a witch in post 9-11 America.
His assassination is proving an easier feat than his biopic.
If Tommy Lee Jones and Harrison Ford return, that could be a tremendous amount of surliness.
McConaughey, now an angry giant lizard…this girl is going places.
And a ‘Star Wars’ is in the cards, too.
The CIA trained him well.
They should put a basket on the front for groceries.
The vampire menace returns.
I just assumed The Rock has the right to be involved in any non-comic book film that costs over $200 million.
Well that sure is a fun headline.
Prepare your eyeballs.
And probably fourteen other superheroes that are getting focus-grouped right now.
Well, it’s a Hateful Three at least.
Whassa reason murder me ?
I’m fine with this as long as it doesn’t go to Zach Braff.