Who Is More Terrifying: Michael Myers or Mike Myers?

Thursday, October 27 by

Element of Surprise

Nothing is scarier than a threat popping up when and where you least expect it. Michael Myers is infamous for his sneak attack on poor Annie Brackett from the backseat of her car in the first Halloween film. Mike Myers shocked the world with his surprise appearance as British General Fenech in Inglorious Basterds. Even more shocking: it didn’t suck.

Point: Mike Myers

Worst Offense

The ultimate way to judge a force of evil is by evaluating its single worst offense. Michael Myers has a long list, but perhaps his most brutal crime was murdering his own young niece, Jamie, using a corn thresher. Mike Myers worst offense, however, is starring in the 2008 Horror masterpiece The Love Guru. I witnessed this disgusting film’s offensively bad trailer in front of at least five different films that year, and it made me cringe in terror each time.

This final point to goes to Mike Myers. At 4-3, he is truly more terrifying than Michael Myers.

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