Who Is More Terrifying: Michael Myers or Mike Myers?

Thursday, October 27 by

Range of Terror:

Nothing is more frightening than a threat that can reach you anywhere. Michael Myers has mostly just caused trouble in his hometown of Haddonfield. He went as far as California for Halloween: H20, but beyond that, the rest of the world was safe. Mike Myers first struck at us in our very homes, through our televisions, as a cast member of Saturday Night Live. Sure, he was actually funny back then, but thats how he gained our trust! Despicable!

Point: Mike Myers

Family (Dis)Loyalty:

Michael Myers’ most common pursuit was his long lost sister, usually played by Jamie Lee Curtis. He tried to kill her in several Halloween movies and remakes, and even succeeded in Halloween: Resurrection! (Stop whining. It doesn’t count as a spoiler if you never planned to watch it anyways). Mike Myers has certainly never committed fratricide, but he did stand by and allow his SNL brother and Wayne’s World co-star Dana Carvey to drop of the movie map completely. You had three Austin Powers films, and you couldn’t hook up Garth with one cameo? WTF, Mike?

Point: Michael Myers


Michael Myers has proved unkillable throughout nine blood drenched movies. In Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers, it was explained that he was kept alive thanks to black magic originating from the insidious Cult of Thorn. Mike Myers has kept his career on life support with the hit series of Shrek films, and patiently waits for a complete resurrection with the inevitable Austin Powers 4. All thanks to the insidious Cult of Creatively Bankrupt Hollywood Producers.

Point: Michael Myers

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