The 6 Weirdest Christmas Movies I Watched Last Weekend

Tuesday, December 27 by

Santa With Muscles

Hulk Hogan stars as a thief with elite training who terrorizes authorities by going postal and blowing up cars with a rocket launcher. That is until a bonk on the head makes him think he’s Santa Claus. This convinces him to change his wicked ways and help protect some precocious orphans from the evil scientists that want to take over the world. I’m not sure which novel this is based on.

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

In an effort to be cool to their kids, Martian leaders kidnap Santa Claus and bring him to the red planet. However, one Martian is staunchly opposed to the idea and finds Santa to be a distraction. Sensibly, he repeatedly tries to kill him and bathe in his blood. The film was recently crowned as the worst Christmas film ever, which really is a shame. How did it beat Santa With Muscles?

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