The 6 Weirdest Christmas Movies I Watched Last Weekend

Tuesday, December 27 by

George Balanchine’s The Nutcracker

Get ready to never sleep again after watching a young Macaulay Culkin prance about the stage in creepy receding hairline makeup while clashing swords with a six-headed rat monster. Somehow, in some way, Michael Jackson is probably responsible for this.

Nutcracker Fantasy

Parents, do you find yourself having trouble getting your little ones to bed down on Christmas Eve? Your worries are over. Just introduce them to the Ragman. It’s his job to travel the world in search of children who won’t go the f**k to sleep and turn them into rats. Chances are it will make them too scared to fall asleep, but also too scared to risk staying awake. It’s the ultimate mind game!

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