The 6 Best-Looking Stoners In Film, For Those Observing 4/20

Friday, April 20 by

Brad Pitt – True Romance

It’s early-90’s Brad Pitt, so the hotness isn’t really up for debate, and he’s smoking weed out of a honey bear, which is just one of the coolest things in the world, so rather than repeat the obvious, here’s a very funny video of Brad Pitt, playing stoned very naturally.

Michael Rappaport laments in the movie, “All I got is fuckin’ Floyd,” but honestly, having a Floyd around isn’t so bad, is it? He seems agreeable enough. And for those attracted to men, he’s kind of got the whole package. Minus the “ambition” part.

Anna Faris – Smiley Face

This film came out in 2007, but it seems more in line with all those other disposable stoner films that came out in the early 2000’s, like Bong Water, Jesus’ Son, and the like. Faris plays Jane, an actress that really doesn’t do much more than sit around and smoke pot all day, which I’m guessing would make her a “stoner” by all accounts. And if anyone wants to argue with me about Anna Faris’ hotness, you can try it, but I don’t think you’ll be successful, and I might hit you.

The film is quintessential stoner fare, as it follows Jane after she unknowingly ate a whole batch of marijuana cupcakes, then is faced with the task of completing a list of errands. It sounds like enough to give me an anxiety attack right now, but that’s probably just because I’m really, really, really high as I write this.

No, I’m not. I’m not orthodox, so I don’t observe 4/20.

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