Chris Tucker is facing foreclosure on his waterfront Orlando home. The actor owes the bank $4.4 million on the $6 million home, which has five bedrooms, three fireplaces, and a basement designed to look like a pirate ship. Wow. I'd heard Chris Tucker was crazy, but I didn't realize he was Nicolas Cage crazy.

Tucker should realize that as crappy as it seems right now, things could always be much worse. Like in the case of these seven celebrities who have lived in some of the dingiest or strangest homes. Keep your head up, Chris Tucker. And whatever you're thinking of doing, don't. The world doesn't need another Rush Hour movie.

Mike Tyson's Abandoned Mansion

Mike Tyson's abandoned Southington mansion is about the only thing that could get me to roadtrip to Ohio. Complete with a moss covered indoor swimming pool, a massive, trashed living room, holes punched through walls, and rusty tiger cages, it's like a dark-humored Disney World. Oh, I guess that would make it Disney Land.

The boxer lived here for a period in the 1990's and it has sat abandoned ever since. If I were a high schooler, I would so party in there.

Taran Noah Smith's Trashed House

Home Improvement's youngest son Taran Noah Smith has had a bit of a tough time. He was kicked out of his Sherman Oaks home shortly after he and his wife decided to open a vegan restaurant in it. They left the house looking like the site of an acid trip orgy. Cryptic messages and strange drawings were found drawn on the walls that were left standing. That's why he should have gone to college. That's were you go to get vandalism out of your system.

Glenn Danzig's Sh*thole

This Los Feliz sh*thole once belonged to singer Glenn Danzig. He got into it with neighbors who objected to the stacks of bricks he kept in his yard. Finally, he bowed to pressure and removed the bricks, allegedly while yelling, "HER I AM MOTHERFUCKERS, JUST CLEANING UP MY MOTHER FUCKING BRICKS, BITCH!"

That story and the fact that he was caught washing his Jaguar on Google Street View forced the singer to move to avoid being harassed by the public. He has since moved into Lucille Ball's old house, which is rumored to be haunted.

Vincent Kartheiser's Weird House With No Toilet

Vincent Kartheiser

Vincent Kartheiser is a bit of an odd duck. Unlike Pete Campbell, the character he plays on Mad Men, Kartheiser isn't concerned with material items and has opted to give all of his stuff away and to live in a Los Angeles home withou mirrors or a toilet, which he describes as a wooden box. When he needs to make, he heads over to his neighbor's house where they are tolerant of strange actor B.M.'s. He also doesn't have a car and most often takes the bus.

Heidi and Spencer's Trashed Rental Home

The world was shocked when Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt announced that they were divorcing. Well, shocked that they expected us to believe them. In truth their see-through plan required them to live together as man and wife in a secret Malibu rental home. When they decided to stop laying low, the property owner alleged they left the place absolutely trashed. But the pictures look a bit too severe. I think that this story has been pumped up or completely fabricated from the start. I can see how an earthquake could do this type of damage. But not two reality television f*cktards. Nice try, you two. Do Heidi and Spencer expect us to believe they have powers like Hancock?

Rick Rubin's Haunted Mansion

Rick Rubin uses "The Mansion" as a recording studio for the famous bands he works with. It's rumored to be haunted ever since a young man murdered his lover on the premises in 1918. That home has since burned to the ground, but the rebuilt property hosts light orbs, doors that open themselves, and other strange occurrences according to artists like John Frusciante of the Red Hot Chili Peppers. I'm not sure that he can be trusted. John Frusciante probably sees more people who aren't there that the American Werewolf in London.

Sly Stone's Van

As reported last month, funk legend Sly Stone is currently living in his van. The soul music superstar has found himself homeless after losing his massive home due to substance abuse, excessive lifestyle choices, and financial mismanagement. It's not even a very funky van. Pretty much just a camper. I'd assume that it has some kind of shag carpeting at the very least. Can't Xzibit throw this legend a bone?

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