Scarlett Johansson Leads Off 8 Stupid Celebrity TV Commericals

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Joey Fatone for Phantom Fireworks

While his former ‘N Sync bandmate Justin Timberlake is busy knocking on-screen boots with Mila Kunis and Amanda Seyfried, Joey Fatone is shilling for Phantom Fireworks. Why though? You’d think the No Strings Attached royalties would keep him from selling off his self-esteem like this. Then again, he was 37 and wearing Day-Glo pants in a boy band.

Ozzy Osbourne for I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter

The aughts proved that Ozzy Osbourne will say and do anything you ask him to. After striking reality show gold, The Prince of Darkness cashed in with appearances in several sh*tty commercials. That’s what a lifetime of alcohol, drugs, loud music, and wearing sunglasses inside will do to you.

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