Movie Lists - Page 57

This is great, but what about Zelda?
In Honor Of ‘Mortal Kombat’: 7 Video Games That Deserve A Movie Adaption
Friday, September 30 by

Honorable mention to ‘Dig Dug’.

" Hi! My name is Lex, and I bother more people in this film than the T-Rex does."
9 Obnoxious Child Characters That Make Me Want To Get My Tubes Tied
Friday, September 30 by

Quiet, little ones. The adults are talking.

The spark of love is kindled in the "Weird" Al Yankovic section.
7 Terrible Movies To See On A Date
Thursday, September 29 by

Nothing kills the mood like misery, violence, and Jennifer Aniston.

I would charge the shit out of this kid.
7 Movie Baseball Players Less Clutch Than A-Rod
Thursday, September 29 by

This roster sports a monkey, a crippled kid, and Tommy Lee Jones. They’ll be out of the hunt by the All-Star break.

She can kiss whoever she wants on our plane.
10 TV And Movie Lesbians We Wouldn’t Kick Off A Plane For Kissing
Thursday, September 29 by

Gay men can kiss too, but our readership is much more interested in the lesbian thing. It’s weird.

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9 Movie/TV Doctors Who Were Worse Than Conrad Murray
Wednesday, September 28 by

Make sure you’re getting your daily allowance of apple.

Dirty+Harry+11
6 Movie Cops Who Might Also Be Serial Killers
Wednesday, September 28 by

Don’t mention donuts in front of these guys.

This man should be thrown in jail.
7 Movie Parents Who Should Lose Their Kids To Child Services
Wednesday, September 28 by

Good rule of thumb: If you shrunk your children or they are full-sized, but screwing pies, you’re probably not fit as a parent.

"Yes, but this gay guy is...flamboyant!"
7 Laziest Television Stereotypes
Wednesday, September 28 by

These stereotypes are lazy. Not the characters themselves, but the writing behind them.

She claims we didn't see her nipple, but my burning retinas say otherwise.
Nancy Grace’s Nipple And 8 Other Unwanted Nude Celebrities
Tuesday, September 27 by

My spank bank needs a bailout.

Riding out the Apocalypse
Celebrate the Life Of Arch West With Doritos’ 5 Strongest Film Roles
Tuesday, September 27 by

An exploration of America’s favorite chip most memorable scenes.

They say his smile is insured with Lloyd's of London for $3 million.
Eight Truths And A Lie About Birthday Boy Wilford Brimley
Tuesday, September 27 by

When we telephoned Brimley to get a quote for the piece, he offered up, “Don’t call this number again, dammit.”

"I have very good references!!"
In Honor Of Sly Stone: 11 Formerly Homeless Celebrities
Tuesday, September 27 by

Even the ridiculously attractive can be homeless.

He shouldn't have sent back the french toast.
7 Reasons Why DJ Qualls May Have Been Beaten By Police
Tuesday, September 27 by

What happens when a random crime isn’t so random after all.

Best Free Ipad Apps for Gaming
Tuesday, September 27 by Helen Rogers
Star Wars Action Figures: Save the Universe All Over Again
Monday, September 26 by Frost
Oh my God! SHUT UP!
The 9 Whiniest Characters In Film History
Monday, September 26 by

It’s a good thing they’re around to point out what’s wrong with everything.

"MWUAHAHAHAHAHA..."
10 Movies That Make Hacking Look Surprisingly Easy
Monday, September 26 by

Someone needs some Norton Anti-Virus.

Stupid Light! You're not so fast after all!
Warp-Speed: 6 Spaceships Faster Than The Speed Of Light
Friday, September 23 by

Stupid Light! You’re not so fast after all!

Elton jamming his fingers in his piano's fall board.
7 Actors Who Could Star In The Elton John Biopic ‘Rocketman’
Friday, September 23 by

Eminem is not in the running.

Meet the enemy.
Space Junk: 5 Movie Satellites That Could Kill Us All
Thursday, September 22 by

I advise that you go outside and fire wildly into the sky.

That's some fine acting, Lily!
Lily Collins And 9 Other Hot Rock Star Daughters Who Went On To Act
Thursday, September 22 by

Special thanks to Aerosmith for making some really hot girls…

Nice shirt.
5 Careers Taylor Lautner Should Pursue Besides Acting
Thursday, September 22 by

There are so many jobs more fulfilling than “B-list movie star.” Just ask my mechanic, Michael Dudikoff.

"What you mean you don't got ultralounges in Downer's Grove?"
5 Couples We’d Like To See On ‘Celebrity Wife Swap’
Wednesday, September 21 by

Jesse James and Sandra Bullock were deemed ineligible for consideration this year.

Their body language suggests two of them are sexually frustrated. (Hint: Not Tom)
Giddyup: ‘Top Chef: Texas’ Unveils Contestants And Guests
Wednesday, September 21 by

A patient nation still holds out for ‘Top Scallop’.

Photo via HackingNetflix.com
9 Reasons Netflix Is Still A Great Deal
Wednesday, September 21 by

It’s still the best deal in town.

I used to watch scrambled Cinemax like this.
Screw ‘Avatar’: 8 Movies That Deserve An Amusement Park Ride
Wednesday, September 21 by

If Spinning Teacups can be a ride, so can these.

5 Star Wars Planets That Saved The Universe
Wednesday, September 21 by Dee Jones

Trying to make a list of "Star Wars" planets can be a real challenge. It can also take quite a bit of time. When you take into account all of…

You think Tom Cruise's sex scenes mirror reality? Don't be glib.
Tom Cruise: A History of Implausible Sex Scenes
Tuesday, September 20 by

He’s a very short man. Sometimes, it just doesn’t add up.

Writers Guild Of America History: Uniting for the Rights of Screenwriters Everywhere
Tuesday, September 20 by Lori Boyd

The Writers Guild of America history began with the Screen Writers Guild. Spurred on by salary cuts, ten writers met in Hollywood to revive the Screen Writers Guild. The Screen…