Movie Lists - Page 57

5 Best Terminal Illness Movies That Won’t Make You Want To Die
Wednesday, October 5 by Shawn Lealos

Movies about death are never a fun experience, but the 5 best terminal illness movies that won’t make you want to die provide a relatively easy viewing. While you know…

It took every ounce of restraint not to make this whole piece 'Mighty Ducks'-based.
How To Create An Underdog Sports Comedy
Wednesday, October 5 by

We’re working on trademarking the phrase “lovable losers.”

IMAX
‘The IMAXGuy’ Picks His Seven Favorite IMAX Films
Wednesday, October 5 by

“The Imaxguy” Pat Caldwell gives a rundown of his favorite IMAX films…

I'm drunk right now.
7 Memorable Movie Whiskey Drinkers
Wednesday, October 5 by

Don’t offer them a Zima if you’re out of whiskey. Trust me.

5 Movies Set in Paris That Don’t Have Subtitles
Wednesday, October 5 by Shawn Lealos

There are many great French movies, but there are only a few American made movies that belong on the list five movies set in Paris that don't have subtitles. While…

I'm willing to bet Steve Jobs modeled his office after this.
6 Movie Production Designs That Mirror Apple
Tuesday, October 4 by

Did Apple design these sets, or did these sets design Apple (metaphorically, of course)?

Whose idea was it to give this guy a microphone?
9 Entertainers Who Were Fired For ‘Offensive’ Statements
Tuesday, October 4 by

“People have to watch what they say and what they do.”

zeta killers
5 Movie Vigilantes Who Could Fight The Zetas
Tuesday, October 4 by

Why isn’t Batman doing something about the Zetas?

"Back in my day, sex toys didn't resemble toys."
5 Actors And Actresses Who Are Older Than Andy Rooney
Monday, October 3 by

Damn, that’s old.

A visionary genius.
9 Movie Scientists Who Deserve The Nobel Prize
Monday, October 3 by

I think we can all agree the Nobel ceremony would have been a lot more fun with a disappointed Marlon Brando in the audience.

Bring out the gimp.
The Best ‘Pulp Fiction’ Parodies From The Past 17 Years
Monday, October 3 by

Don’t worry, ‘MadTV’ made the list.

$5 Debit Card Fee? Piss Off.
7 Movie Banks/Bankers That Are Worse Than Bank Of America
Friday, September 30 by

That’s it. I’m hiding my money in a fake rock.

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5 Comedies Besides ’50/50′ That Find The Funny Side Of Cancer
Friday, September 30 by

We laugh with cancer. Not at it.

This is great, but what about Zelda?
In Honor Of ‘Mortal Kombat’: 7 Video Games That Deserve A Movie Adaption
Friday, September 30 by

Honorable mention to ‘Dig Dug’.

" Hi! My name is Lex, and I bother more people in this film than the T-Rex does."
9 Obnoxious Child Characters That Make Me Want To Get My Tubes Tied
Friday, September 30 by

Quiet, little ones. The adults are talking.

The spark of love is kindled in the "Weird" Al Yankovic section.
7 Terrible Movies To See On A Date
Thursday, September 29 by

Nothing kills the mood like misery, violence, and Jennifer Aniston.

I would charge the shit out of this kid.
7 Movie Baseball Players Less Clutch Than A-Rod
Thursday, September 29 by

This roster sports a monkey, a crippled kid, and Tommy Lee Jones. They’ll be out of the hunt by the All-Star break.

She can kiss whoever she wants on our plane.
10 TV And Movie Lesbians We Wouldn’t Kick Off A Plane For Kissing
Thursday, September 29 by

Gay men can kiss too, but our readership is much more interested in the lesbian thing. It’s weird.

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9 Movie/TV Doctors Who Were Worse Than Conrad Murray
Wednesday, September 28 by

Make sure you’re getting your daily allowance of apple.

Dirty+Harry+11
6 Movie Cops Who Might Also Be Serial Killers
Wednesday, September 28 by

Don’t mention donuts in front of these guys.

This man should be thrown in jail.
7 Movie Parents Who Should Lose Their Kids To Child Services
Wednesday, September 28 by

Good rule of thumb: If you shrunk your children or they are full-sized, but screwing pies, you’re probably not fit as a parent.

"Yes, but this gay guy is...flamboyant!"
7 Laziest Television Stereotypes
Wednesday, September 28 by

These stereotypes are lazy. Not the characters themselves, but the writing behind them.

She claims we didn't see her nipple, but my burning retinas say otherwise.
Nancy Grace’s Nipple And 8 Other Unwanted Nude Celebrities
Tuesday, September 27 by

My spank bank needs a bailout.

Riding out the Apocalypse
Celebrate the Life Of Arch West With Doritos’ 5 Strongest Film Roles
Tuesday, September 27 by

An exploration of America’s favorite chip most memorable scenes.

They say his smile is insured with Lloyd's of London for $3 million.
Eight Truths And A Lie About Birthday Boy Wilford Brimley
Tuesday, September 27 by

When we telephoned Brimley to get a quote for the piece, he offered up, “Don’t call this number again, dammit.”

"I have very good references!!"
In Honor Of Sly Stone: 11 Formerly Homeless Celebrities
Tuesday, September 27 by

Even the ridiculously attractive can be homeless.

He shouldn't have sent back the french toast.
7 Reasons Why DJ Qualls May Have Been Beaten By Police
Tuesday, September 27 by

What happens when a random crime isn’t so random after all.

Best Free Ipad Apps for Gaming
Tuesday, September 27 by Helen Rogers
Star Wars Action Figures: Save the Universe All Over Again
Monday, September 26 by Frost
Oh my God! SHUT UP!
The 9 Whiniest Characters In Film History
Monday, September 26 by

It’s a good thing they’re around to point out what’s wrong with everything.