Movie Lists - Page 53

You’re better off with the originals.

Sadly, I don’t think we’ll be seeing “Squirrel Girl” on the silver screen.

Hollywood Boulevard is a much safer place with these folks behind bars.

A recent survey shows that 96% of phone calls placed today are coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!

It could have been much worse.

I missed my calling. I should be in casting.

I like war so much it’s hard to pick a favorite.

If you have a better candidate, I’m all ears.

Today, scientists confirmed that the Kraken was totally real. Are you really going to argue with scientists?

Haters gonna hate.

Be glad you don’t work at any of these places.

They all deserve their own paid work holidays.

These companies jerked us around so bad that we need some time to think things over. If you need us, we’ll be staying at our sister’s for a few days.

We’re tapping into your coulrophobia (and teaching you a new word in the process).

They’re girls, and they’re not afraid of aliens. That is all.

Just think of all the things Netflix could send to you. No, not “cookies.” Think bigger.

These guys need to get laid or something.

Welcome to the century club, Jackie.

Robocop vs. T-1000. Who ya got?

Don’t get us wrong – we’ll still buy from them, we just don’t know why they have to make it so unpleasant.

We’re working on trademarking the phrase “lovable losers.”

“The Imaxguy” Pat Caldwell gives a rundown of his favorite IMAX films…