Nancy Grace’s Nipple And 8 Other Unwanted Nude Celebrities

Tuesday, September 27 by
She claims we didn't see her nipple, but my burning retinas say otherwise.  

Nancy Grace is vehemently denying we saw her nude nipple on the last episode of Dancing with the Stars. God, I never thought I’d be eager to agree with Nancy Grace, but here we are. Rather than give you just the one heinous photo of what could possibly be Nancy Grace’s nipple, we decided to go whole hog and convey how much we actually dislike our readers by giving them eight more unsavory upskirt, nip slips, and wardrobe malfunctions.  It’s a sex videos nightmare. Ugh.

Articles like this are every writer’s dream. Smell that shit? That’s Pulitzer.

9. Nancy Grace

It looks like 2012 came a little early. How is she denying that there is a nipple under that pink star? If there’s no nipple under there, then the real story is that Nancy Grace lacks nipples, which is something I have suspected for a few years now.

8. Tara Reid

Hey Tara. Nice boob job. No, I can’t see the scar. Also, did you get your breasts shined? Terrific.

7. Amy Winehouse

Is this creepier because Amy Winehouse is dead or because she looked like this when she was alive.

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