Nancy Grace is vehemently denying we saw her nude nipple on the last episode of Dancing with the Stars. God, I never thought I’d be eager to agree with Nancy Grace, but here we are. Rather than give you just the one heinous photo of what could possibly be Nancy Grace’s nipple, we decided to go whole hog and convey how much we actually dislike our readers by giving them eight more unsavory upskirt, nip slips, and wardrobe malfunctions.  It's a sex videos nightmare. Ugh.

Articles like this are every writer’s dream. Smell that shit? That’s Pulitzer.

9. Nancy Grace




It looks like 2012 came a little early. How is she denying that there is a nipple under that pink star? If there’s no nipple under there, then the real story is that Nancy Grace lacks nipples, which is something I have suspected for a few years now.

8. Tara Reid




Hey Tara. Nice boob job. No, I can’t see the scar. Also, did you get your breasts shined? Terrific.

7. Amy Winehouse




Is this creepier because Amy Winehouse is dead or because she looked like this when she was alive.


6. Rachel Ray




Look at what may or may not be a nipple. Yum-o!

5. Late-Model Pamela Anderson




There was a time when a Pamela Anderson nip slip would have been on a hot list. Well, those days are gone. I don’t want to see her body anymore. I want the 1993 Anderson, not the 2011 Oldsmobile model.

4. Courtney Love




There are no words. But here are a few anyway: gross, disgusting, big-pale-boob-sacks, vomit, tears, fetal-position, topless-hobo.


3. Coco




That Ice-T is a lucky guy. Those braids are the classiest thing I’ve seen since Audrey Hepburn. I think she may have had some work done, though.

2. Nicki Minaj




I’m pretty sure that’s Aretha Franklin in a blonde wig. Her breasts look like her voice sounds. Grating and gruff.

1. Snooki




This is Snooki’s ass. It’s like a regular ass except it’s fatter, more orange, and has warts that play Boggle in their downtime. I’m guessing that her anus looks like the thing that eats Boba Fett, but only DJ Paulie D and the rest of those world-beaters know for sure.

Cleanse your mind of that awfulness by checking out these sexy Christina Hendricks gifs.