“Marky Mark” Wahlberg’s 7 Most Mediocre Action Films

Friday, January 13 by
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It’s no news Mark Wahlberg has had a bizarre and impressive career throughout his life. We’ve known him as everything from Marky Mark, to Monk D, to Dirk Diggler. And on top of being a famous musician and actor, he’s starred in a mob of successful, award winning films like The Fighter and The Departed. But he doesn’t always hit the mark on his film choices. And with his new Counterfeit Gangster film Contraband coming out Friday, let’s take a look at some of his other Action/Crime films that have slipped through the cracks.

Max Payne (2008)

Being a fan of the games, I was excited to see Wahlberg play Max Payne. Unfortunately, it just didn’t quite hit the…mark. In fact, given the talent involved, I will go as far as to say it was a bad movie. I’ll keep the logline simple: When Max Payne’s family dies from a massive conspiracy, he joins a hot assassin to find answers. If that doesn’t entice you to watch, you’re not alone. John Moore, who directed the fun-but-throwaway Behind Enemy Lines, managed to get the look of the games down, and Mila Kunis was fun to watch, but other than that, Max Payne is a laughable piece of action schlock that will be forgotten, and for good reason. On another note, Max Payne 3 comes out soon, and that will be an awesome game.

Shooter (2007)

If Shooter came out in 1987, it’d be remembered as a great action movie. Instead, it came out 20 years later, after we’ve seen this story five-billion times.  Wahlberg plays a sniper who becomes wrongfully accused for trying to snipe the president. Naturally, there’s a conspiracy he unravels with the help of an FBI Agent (Michael Pena), blah blah blah blah. I’m not going to say Shooter is a bad movie, but it’s certainly not a good one. It moves well and has some decent action, and Danny Glover‘s mustache twirling villainy warrants a few smirks, but unless you’ve got NOTHING to do, I’d skip it.

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