Forget About Natalie Wood’s Death And Rate These 8 Christopher Walken Impressions

Friday, November 18 by

Ryan Reynolds

I like Ryan Reynolds, but this is pretty bad. Like Green Lantern bad. I award him 28 Walkens, minus two for the overly-generous laugh track, and minus one more because he was engaged to a girl (Alanis Morissette) that Dave Coulier from Full House broke up with.

31 Walkens.

Tom Tom

What’s the over/under on tolerating this horrible, horrible impression? I think I would rather purchase the “Bickering Vietnamese Politicians” voice for my GPS than this one. “You MISSED your exit. Turn around, you DUMMY!”

I like the idea, and this a great gift for someone you don’t like.

I bequeath this one 26 Walkens.

Uh…Asians

I’m not one for hyperbole, so I’m going to choose my words very carefully. This is the greatest thing that I have ever seen in my entire life. I like the good impressions, and I love the bad ones. Christopher Walken impressions are like pizza and sex. Even when they’re bad, they’re still pretty good. Kudos to Asians and Asia in general for this wonderful experience.

I award them 18 Asians Walkens.

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