Kate Gosselin And 9 Other Gratuitous Celebrity Cruises

Tuesday, January 10 by

The Cast of Star Trek

This cruise is so popular that it’s an annual event now for Star Trek fans. Again, a pretty logical arrangement here. No one is going to get on this cruise only to be dismayed by how obsessive and nerdy the fans are. If you’re not a Star Trek fan, you probably will not understand or enjoy this cruise. If you ARE a Star Trek fan, this is probably an awesome time.

The 2012 cruise features Garrett Wang, John Billingsley, and Denise Crosby. Prepare your questions accordingly.

Dan Rather

Silversea, you crafty bastards, you’ve done it again! Dan Rather was aboard a cruise from Hong Kong to Singapore in 2010, presumably to answer questions about his distinguished primetime career (he had walked away from CBS news at this point) and presumably also to put his hand up and once again remind people not to touch his hair.

John Mayer

John Mayer did his cruise about five or so years ago on a lark, running around the sun deck in one of those Borat-type slingshot bikini things. In case you forgot how much John Mayer likes attention, this cruise would serve to remind you that he really likes attention.

The people in attendance were largely women, which is no surprise, but I’m willing to hazard a guess that they were a certain type of women. Namely, the type that scream and order sex on the beach shots when the Black Eyed Peas “I Gotta Feeling” starts playing. In other words, the type of women who would be happy to help explain how the vision balance from your flex plan carry over to the next year, but your dental is a “use it or lose it”-type arrangement.

That type of woman.

Do you like this story?