Junk Destruction: 8 Horrifying Scenes Of Movie Genital Mutilation

Tuesday, February 7 by

There is nothing funnier than men getting hit in the nuts; America’s Funniest Home Videos has lasted nearly a century without cancellation based on that fact alone. On the other hand, the utter destruction of a man’s genitals is the the best way to make a theater full of men cringe and screech like teenage girls. The following are the absolute worst instances of junk-destruction to ever grace the silver screen or straight-to-video.


This one is a bit of a cheat, as it was off camera, but in the final scene of Braveheart, that wacky, anti-Semitic bastard was not only gutted, they lopped off his Willie Wallace. Okay, I may be getting Mel Gibson mixed up with one of his characters, but if he can do it, I can too.

Hostel:  Part II

I’m going to level with you here; I have only seen the first Hostel. Based on that though, I can guess roughly that part two went something like this; Americans in Europe, probably with backpacks. They meet some people, turns out those people have something to do with a torture racket, and people get cut up after 30 minutes of tit shots. Close? I figured.  

Oh, but I mention it because a dude gets his meat cut off and fed to a dog. Cut off with shears. I’m going to go out on a limb and say someone said some mean things to Eli Roth when he was a kid.

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