In Honor Of Lisbeth Salander: 7 Movie Chicks That Could Kick Your Ass

Tuesday, December 13 by

Jiao Long – Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

Jiao Long spells trouble for two warriors and a fugitive in pursuit of a stolen sword. Though the warriors are highly skilled and considered the most feared in the country, this teenaged daughter of a nobleman proves she can more than hold her own against them. And we’re talking about people who can walk on bamboo leaves, here. I’m not picking a fight with this girl.

Hit Girl – Kick Ass

She might be small in size, but Hit Girl is not to be underestimated. Trained from a very young age to fight crime with excessive force, she’s a master of several fighting styles and weapons. As such, she’s not a kid you want to anger. If she wants you to buy her a candy bar at the grocery store, you buy her the candy bar. If she wants an additional candy bar, so be it. It’s better than having your hand stabbed into the roof of your mouth.

Foxy Brown – Foxy Brown

You really don’t want to mess with Foxy Brown, the famous star of the blaxploitation film of the same name. There’s no length that Foxy won’t go to for revenge. She’s a whole lot of woman and she knows it. In fact, this one time a dude made her so angry that she literally castrated him and presented the genitals to his girlfriend. Make your own Shaft joke.

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