Brett Ratner has had a rough couple of days in the press. First, he responded to veiled accusations that he masturbates while eating by claiming to have banged Olivia Munn and then forgotten about it. Of course, it was an easy mistake to make because "she wasn't Asian back then."

Oof. He later took those words back when they didn't elicit the rounds of up-tops he'd expected. Then, over the weekend, when asked about his process of rehearsing with actors, he replied, "rehearsing is for fags." Seriously, dude. STOP. TALKING. His publicist might want to keep curly fries on-hand when the press is around.

"Mmmmphff. Eating. No furffer questions."

Don't fret, Brett. At least you can count on these folks for conversation at this year's Oscars after-parties.

Sean Connery

Warning: If Sean Connery offers you dating advice, do the exact opposite. For instance, 007 shared this gem with the press: "To slap a woman is not the cruelest thing you can do to her. There are women who take it to the wire. That's what they are looking for. They want a smack."

His stint as co-host of Love Line was short-lived.

Bill Maher

Bill Maher learned that he doesn't necessarily have to say every thought out loud when he stated, "Retarded children are like dogs," and added that they're "devoted, nice, and they never develop mentally." Who was he expecting to win over with that kind of talk? Someone like Jennifer Aniston? Oh, speaking of which....

Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston put her foot way in her mouth when she appeared on Live With Regis & Kelly. During a conversation with host Regis Philbin, he asked her, "So you got to play dress up?" To which Aniston replied, "Yeah, I got to play dress up. I do it for a living, like a retard." Ummm.... what? Why would that be her response?

Actually, this causes me to worry that Jennifer Aniston pays developmentally-disabled adults to dress up for her personal amusement. We'd better send a squad car over to her mansion.

Tracy Morgan

Tracy Morgan had a PR meltdown a few months ago when he commented that he would stab his son were he to find out he is gay. It should be noted, however, these comments were made in a comedy club. A place where people go to watch other people say facetious statements. This matter didn't really deserve the controversy it caused. Are comedians now expected to add an obligatory "J/K!," after their punchlines now?

Lars Von Trier

Danish filmmaker Lars Von Trier angered everyone at Cannes when he responded to their handing him a microphone by saying, "I understand Hitler. I sympathize with him a bit. I don’t mean I’m in favor of World War II and I’m not against Jews, not even Susanne Bier. In fact I’m very much in favor of them. All Jews. Well, Israel is a pain in the ass [pause] … How can I get out of this sentence? OK, I’m a Nazi.”

Please note that was a terrible way to get out of that sentence.

Shaquille O'Neal

In 2002, Shaquille O'Neal said, "Tell Yao Ming, ‘Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh." I ran that through a translator. Turns out it's just gibberish.

Tom Cruise

Then there was that time that Tom Cruise was so in love with a newly-enslaved Katie Holmes that he almost murdered Oprah. Ah, it is to love. But even more offensive was when Tom spoke out against Brooke Shields' use of anti-depressants to cope with her post-partum depression.

And as far as the Brooke Shields thing is, look. You gotta understand, I really care about Brooke Shields. I-- I think here's a-- a-- a wonderful and talented woman. And-- I wanna see her do well. And I know that-- psychiatry is-- is a pseudo science.

Now, it's not offensive to have a negative opinion about psychiatry, but to accuse Brooke Shields of buying into "pseudo science" when you're also the face of a religion that worships the friggen saucer people is a bit much.

Dog the Bounty Hunter

Dog the Bounty Hunter lost his show in the wake of racist comments he made on a tape acquired by The National Enquirer. Dog took issue with his son dating an African American girl. NOT because he dislikes other races or anything, but because he didn't want the pressure of having to be careful not to say the 'N' word. That's like the most racist defense of being not racist ever.

50 Cent

50 Cent caused outrage when he LOLed about the earthquake that decimated Japan. Cent tweeted, "Wave will hit 8am them crazy white boys gonna try to go surfing," and "Look this is very serious people I had to evacuate all my hoes from LA, Hawaii and Japan. I had to do it. Lol."

F*cked up stuff to say for sure, but I can't help but be mostly offended by his use of LOL.

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