Coming from a legendary family of actors, Drew Barrymore got off to a early start in the bad girl department, infamously seen dancing and boozing in nightclubs as a little girl. By the time she was 13 she’d moved on to harder drugs like cocaine – and was in rehab shortly after that. But you know what they say: Even a rehabilitated bad girl is still a bad girl. They do say that, right?
Sometimes a manufactured bad girl can go rogue, and become badder and crazier than even her mad scientist creators intended. So it was with Britney Spears, who was manufactured as a 16-year-old sex symbol only to go completely insane and shave her head just a few years later. Be careful what you reap, entertainment purveyors of America.
Compared to this recently unearthed gem, Britney Spears is about as crazy as Spock. The “16-year-old” bride of actor Doug Hutchison, this model-turned-one-woman-freak show has been setting Twitter on fire recently with her Stan Lee-worthy alliterative soliloquies. Who is she? Where did she come from? What other terrors can she unleash at will?