Eat Your Heart Out This Valentine’s Day With 10 Scenes Of Hearts Being Eaten

Tuesday, February 14 by

Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein

Kids are tough. They can be really overreactionary when you don’t buy them the toy they wanted or allow them a real life outside the confines of your laboratory. Dr. Frankenstein learned that his own stitched up corpse baby man showed its rebelious streak by ripping out his girlfriend’s heart. Go to your room, Monster!

The Sword and the Sorcerer

I’ve never seen this film, but the short clip above has convinced me that there is nothing more important to do in my life right now. Hold all calls, showers, and meals. There’s work to be done.

Game of Thrones

In order to show the Dothraki people that she’s cool enough to be in their savage club, Daenerys Targaryen has to eat a horse heart in front of them while they chant. The scene could only be cooler if Joe Rogan were there to tell her she’s a pussy for not chewing fast enough.

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