Dirty Scenes In Disney Movies

Friday, November 19 by BWalter

Do dirty scenes in Disney movies really exist? Enough people believe it to prompt many pieces, including this one to be written. So, do dirty scenes really exist in Disney movies? The truth is, all things can be left up to interpretation. If you see a dirty scene in a Disney flick, maybe you're the nasty one. Imagine the patience of dirty Disney scene whistle blowers. Just sitting, waiting, and waiting some more in hopes to run across a dirty scene in a Disney movie. Well, obviously enough people have done the searching. Here are some scenes that lots of folks claim have dirty sexual undertones. Enjoy, you perverts.

  1. "The Rescuers" (1977). Apparently, dirty scenes in Disney flicks aren't a new occurrence. Check this movie out. It's about two mice that set out to save a kidnapped little girl from a group of treasure hunters. Sounds safe enough, right? Well, not so much. Get your DVD remotes ready. One of the scenes when the two rodents are riding in a sardine can strapped to their slightly slow pelican buddy shows a woman getting undressed in the background. The best way to catch this apparent dirty Disney scene is to put your DVD player on the slow motion setting. Nasty or not? You be the judge.
  2. "The Little Mermaid" (1989). It's bad enough those freaky mermaids don't wear anything but seashells in the first place. Now this. Check out the scene when the prince is about to mistakenly marry the villain. Keep watching the priest. He seems to grow a very recognizable woody during the ceremony. Who could blame him though? Those mer-chicks are smoking hot.
  3. "The Little Mermaid" (1989), again. The perverts working on the "Little Mermaid" project just won't quit. Old covers of the boxed VHS tapes have what appears to be some sort of sea palace in the background. Looking closer, the towers look to be huge solid gold penises. Really, Disney? Penises? No wonder the youth are in the state they're in in 2010. Now you really know what goes on "under da sea"!
  4. "The Lion King" (1994). Here's an easy one to spot. Grab your remotes again gentleman. Watch the scene when Simba jumps through the dandelions. They supposedly scatter into the air spelling the word "sex". Slow down the film so you can spot this alleged freakiness. Shame on you Disney. For shame.
  5. "Aladdin" (1992). You all know this story centers around the poor guy trying to get close to that extremely hot princess right? Well, does it surprise you all that much that he tried to get freaky with her? Apparently, right after the princess' tiger attacks him, Aladdin suggests she should get naked. Turn up the volume and listen for yourself.