A Look Back At Regis Philbin’s Creepiest Moments

Friday, November 18 by

Regis Slaps Nicki Minaj’s Butt


Grandpa! NO!!

Three things I love about this clip. 1) He goes straight for her ass. 2) The back-up singers have to stand frozen with horror that he may feel them up. 3) How he tries to awkwardly cover up his transgression by changing the subject to talk about Lil Wayne.

Regis Dresses As A Real Housewife


Some things cannot be unseen. Be thankful I didn’t share his Susan Boyle costume.

To make up for this eye-burning, I’ll share this much more agreeable picture.

Wassup, Kelly Ripa?

Regis Threatens To Take Kelly Hostage

When you work with someone day in and day out, it’s important to maintain professionalism. No one lives by this rule more than I do, and it so totally wasn’t me who drew the boobs on your remote control inflatable flying shark, Jame Gumb. Stop accusing.

Where was I?

Oh yes. In this segment Regis catches Kelly off-guard by revealing that she deserves to be held hostage and that he’d like to hold her hostage for awhile. Wouldn’t we all, but that’s not the point. We keep those thoughts trapped inside the bone-caves that surround our brains. Though I can understand how he’d be tempted…