Kanye will craft a loving relationship marred by substance abuse, domestic violence, and forgiveness that A.O. Scott will call “a candid portrayal of the paradox of marriage not seen since Blue Valentine.” In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if the whole film takes place in one room, completely ignoring the production design that one would think this film would require. Perhaps just an Eames chair and a lava lamp.
I could see elements of Old Yeller, Fatal Attraction, Battle Royale, Very Bad Things, A Simple Plan, Birth of a Nation, and Indecent Proposal all appearing in this movie. Basically, it would be a pastiche of every disturbing film made in the past 75 years or so. Whoever gets elected president this November will issue a proclamation that any parent who takes their children to see this film will summarily lose custody of the their children and face imprisonment.
Michael Vick. Possibly in a Wilfred-type suit.