9 Reasons Kanye West Should Be The Creative Director Of The ‘Jetsons’ Movie

Thursday, January 5 by Penn Collins

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George and Jane’s Relationship

Kanye will craft a loving relationship marred by substance abuse, domestic violence, and forgiveness that A.O. Scott will call “a candid portrayal of the paradox of marriage not seen since Blue Valentine.” In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if the whole film takes place in one room, completely ignoring the production design that one would think this film would require. Perhaps just an Eames chair and a lava lamp.

The Film Would Be Rated NC-17

I could see elements of Old Yeller, Fatal Attraction, Battle Royale, Very Bad Things, A Simple Plan, Birth of a Nation, and Indecent Proposal all appearing in this movie. Basically, it would be a pastiche of every disturbing film made in the past 75 years or so. Whoever gets elected president this November will issue a proclamation that any parent who takes their children to see this film will summarily lose custody of the their children and face imprisonment.