9 Of Our Favorite Cyborgs In Honor Of Cyber Monday

Dr. Arliss Loveless

The nefarious steampunk scientist Arliss Loveless has literally reinvented himself after the loss of his legs. Believed to be a Southern gentleman, he invites the high society elite to a function. However, the information that he leaves off the invite is that they are invited to be used for target practice. Then, in a bid to become president, he builds a giant spider which he uses to kill a bunch of freed slaves. That hardly ever wins you a nomination, let alone the actual presidency.

Inspector Gadget

When the forces of evil conspire to throw the world into a state of peril, it takes a true hero to act on the part of justice. Sometimes, that hero is a bumbling boob who can pull a bowling ball out of his aluminum ass. Inspector Gadget was once a lowly security guard with dreams of a true and just world. After an injury in the line of duty, he is rebuilt with roller skates, a helicopter, and several other doodads. Take that, evil!

Pris

In Blade Runner, Daryl Hannah plays Pris, a replicant who was built as a “basic pleasure model,” which basically means she was designed to have weiners put in her. She’s set at an “A Physical” level, which gives her a high threshold for pain and makes her a pretty impressive gymnast. The combination of the hair, makeup, and flexibility is responsible for many a 1980′s nerd not leaving their bedrooms on sunny days.