Cinephiles and tech-heads have been known to go to great measures to own the latest, cutting edge items. Whether they wait in long lines or shell out top dollar, there are some items that are essential to their enjoyment of home entertainment or their movie-going experience. But do they really need all this stuff? Especially considering that 11 times out of 10, these gadgets make people look like huge geeks.

Stainless Steel Video Watch

There's only one person who can pull this off, and his name is Dick Tracy. However, Dick Tracy's watch is infinitely cooler because of its Skype capabilities. This dorky little doodad boasts 8GB of internal flash memory as well as a full color 1.8" screen and is made completely from shiny stainless steel for the ultimate in style and coolness not rusting when you cry your nerd tears upon it. Honestly, you can wait until you get in front of a television to watch the latest episode of Alphas.

Sony 3D Head Mounted Display

Are you frustrated that your movie-viewing experience doesn't make you look Lawnmower Man-y enough? You can breathe a sigh of relief because the future of home entertainment is here. The Sony 3D Head Mounted Display uses twin HD OLED displays as well as 5.1 surround sound for an entirely immersed viewing experience, and utilizes a sleek, space age design to make you look like an absolute dinkus.

Darth Vader Bread Imprinting Toaster

Of course, there also needs to be a gadget that makes you look geeky while enjoying a snack at the movies. The Darth Vader Bread Imprinting Toaster is exactly what it sounds like, a toaster that imprints the image of Darth Vader on your tuna melts. Not only is this really, really nerdy but it's also an obvious sign that there are no lengths to which George Lucas won't go in order to make money. Go ahead and buy one now but be forewarned, about two years from now another will be released that creates toast of a much crispier quality.

Transformers 3D Helmet

Back before the 3D film boom happened, it was easy to get yourself punched for wearing 3D glasses in public.  But nowadays everyone is wearing them. What to do? That's why there's this handy gadget. The Transformers 3D helmet takes your normal movie-going experience and makes it much more lame by needlessly surrounding the Real 3D lenses with the visage of Optimus Prime or Bumblebee. It's your choice. Not like one is cooler than the other.

Oakley 3D Gascan Eyewear

The Oakley 3D Gascans admittedly look much cooler than the Transformers 3D Helmet. However, they are geeky in the fact that you would prefer to purchase your own pair of 3D glasses for $120 rather than pick up the free pair at the theater. I can't imagine that these sold too well. Does the audience of Shark Night 3D really have much regard for personal style?

Terminator DVD Player

The perfect addition to any weird home, The Terminator Skull DVD Player not only plays DVDs, but it also looks like a Terminator. That's the perfect union of "functionality" and "thing you'll have to explain to guests before growing embarrassed and changing the subject."

The H.R. Giger Harkonnen Office Chair

For just a measly $45,000, you can have this H.R. Giger designed chair inspired by a Dune movie that never came to fruition. That's a small price to pay to enjoy your favorite movies and television shows from the comfort of a nightmare vagina.

Tron Headphones and Snow Boots

I couldn't decide which was dorkier, the Tron headphones or the Tron snow boots. Then I realized that when combined, both look much dorkier. They might go over well in a rave setting or if you're trying to dress like a Nuetrino. If that's the case, put on those Oakley Gascans and some shoulder pads and you're good to go.

Star Trek Home Theater

This is a must-have for anyone who hates the soft and supple feel of a breast (not their own) in the palm of their hand. The high-end home theater features Creston 1700 touch screen controller, Dell media center computer w/5 LCD Screens, Runco DTV-933 projector w/Tripler HDTV, sony PlayStation 3, stewart 110-inch curved Micropref screen and Triad Bronze in-wall speakers. And you know what? I kinda want one. Do you realize how much money you could make shooting porn in there?