9 Movie & TV Foods Grosser Than Pink “Slime”

Anything From Kim Basinger’s Fridge

Seriously. Mickey Rourke had his hands all over that. It may seem superfluous to you, but I wish that 9 1/2 Weeks had featured an extended hand-washing scene.

Clint Howard’s Ice Cream

In case being Clint Howard wasn’t scarring enough, The Ice Cream takes the psychosis a step further by having Clint Howard’s character suffer the trauma of witnessing his hero, the town‘s ice cream man, slayed in a drive-by shooting. Years later, he’s released from the institution upon his own cognizance as a homicidal ice cream man. People can’t get enough of his delicious flavors or figure out where all of the town‘s children are disappearing to.

Slurm

WIGGY-WHAM-WHAM-WAFFLE!! Though it’s pitched by the Original Party Worm, Slurms McKenzie, this highly addictive Futurama soda is more than just sugar water. It comes from a giant slug’s butt. Learning that, I’d recommend we double-check the source of Mountain Dew and Mello Yello.