Ridley Scott has worked with his share of action heroes: Harrison Ford, Nicolas Cage, Liam Neeson. But he hasn’t worked with the best. While in most cases, it’s a blessing that your path doesn’t cross Chuck Norris (because the last thing you want to do is cross Chuck Norris), I think these two would make a remarkable team. Though it is pretty insulting that Norris wasn’t considered for Gladiator. Maybe it might be for the best that these two don’t meet.
I’d just really like to see Dolph Lundgren in a skintight mo-cap suit. It’s for a, um, project I’m working on. It’s of a personal nature.
But how great would it be if these two worked together? Perhaps on Halo?
I demand to see Arnold Schwarzenegger star in a Tim Burton film about a circus strongman who finds his strength draining as he falls in love with the traveling show’s main attraction. Somebody please forward this pitch to Burton. Wait, I don’t think he does email, so please forward this to Johnny Depp. He’ll pass it on.