9 Elvis Presley Movies That Sound Like They Could Be Porno

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Today is the 34th anniversary of Elvis Presley’s death. As such, let’s take a moment to reflect on the fact that almost all of his awful, awful movies have titles that sound like they could be porno.

Why should we reflect on such a thing? Because it’s a lot more fun than reflecting on the fact that Elvis Presley, the King of Rock’n Roll, a superstar with riches and women beyond your wildest dreams, ended up dying fat, unhappy, alone and on a toilet. Compared to the indignity of dying while dropping a deuce, having your films mocked is a cake walk.

With that in mind, here are nine Elvis Presley films that sound like they could be porno.

Easy Come, Easy Go- 1967

The title for this film is almost too easy. Throw in the fact that the plot involves a go-go dancing yoga instructor and songs titled “Yoga Is as Yoga Does” and “The Love Machine,” and it’s hard to beleive it’s not a porno.