9 Completely Fake Reality Shows

Keeping Up With The Kardashians

Every move the Kardashians make is a strategic plan to sell more perfume and keep our wives and girlfriends informed about which professional athletes are bangable. What’s most interesting to me is that this is a show that follows Kim Kardashian through her day-to-day life, yet noone is really sure what the hell she does besides getting paid to show up places in Las Vegas.

The Hills

Easily the most-scripted reality show in television history, if you were to witness a taping you’d see the cast doing multiple takes and driving their cars on the back of process trailers. The only thing not faked on this show was the level of unbelievable douchiness. No amount of Hollywood magic could create that.

The Jerry Springer Show

The Jerry Springer Show is a circus. I pray that these situations and character relationships are staged. I mean, they have to be. The guests are so f***ed up and their lives are so extreme. You can only truck in guests from Ohio and Florida for so long. Unless, of course, I’m way off-base. In which case, apologies to this man and his lovely horse.