9 Celebrity Dads Who Would Be Worse Fathers Than OJ Simpson

Thursday, January 19 by

David Hasselhoff

His daughter took this video. His daughter.

Woody Allen

Woody Allen will adopt you, then f*ck you. He has a track record of doing that. Allen would also be worse than O.J. Simpson because O.J. would probably just stab you, whereas Woody would annoy you to death, then marry you, then make like 47 movies in a row with Scarlett Johansson. What’s that about?

Alec Baldwin

YouTube sure makes this whole “writing” thing easy.

In case you’re wondering what the worst thing a parent can do to a kid is, it’s leave that message. Then shove them in a wall like Joe Jackson to prove their dominance.

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