9 Actresses Who Are Real-Life MILFs

Tuesday, March 20 by
MILF! 

In just a few weeks, the entire gang is returning to East Great Falls, Michigan for American Reunion. That can only mean one thing — Stifler’s mom will be on the hunt. In honor of cinema’s most esteemed MILF, we’ve decided to take a look at some of Hollywood’s real-life MILFs. We would scream at their framed portraits all night long.

Elizabeth Hurley

Elizabeth Hurley has been a screen hottie ever since she bet on black in Passenger 57. Since that debut she has gone on to become a successful actress, model, entrepreneur, and mother of one. She also claims to have not watched television since 1979. That explains why she agreed to appear on Gossip Girl.

Mary Louise Parker

A mother of two in real life, Mary Louise Parker is best known for her role on Showtime’s Weeds where she deals pot and gets naked. Perhaps she’s a method actress? Dear Lord, it would be phenomenal if she were a method actress.

Heidi Klum

This mother of four is recently single and likely to be ready to mingle. Soon she’ll be looking for the perfect partner to play dress up with. If the idea of this gorgeous German model playing dress up turns you on, I should make it clear that I’m referring to her dressing up as a snake slinking through an apple, an alien, and the Hindu goddess Kali as she has done over the past few years on Halloween. If that still turns you on, ewww.